Fake Gas Stations
Sometimes even such large objects as Gas Stations can be faked to look more popular… This ones in Dagestan, Russia look like “Shell” or “BP” but are “Shelf” and “BG”
via tema.ru
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Nice!:D
:D Advertisement tricks ruuuule 
I bet those two have a big amount of customers every day!
That’s Yuri’s truck in first picture! I call him on CB radio when that pic was taken, he said he was doing business meeting with partners…lying bitch!
By examining that photo with magnifi glass I can see its Yuri with Dagestan prostitute in tracks cab!!! I want separate from that cunt!!
Please,please do your comments with mathematical equations.i love weird mathematical calculations.by the way who Yuri is?your pet or like that! ! ! ! ! ! .
You seem like nice person, so ok I give you a formula… you can use it to figure out many things such like: Little Putin Penis penis size, Samantha prositute pussy diease type, John from Texas IQ, Pros sex orientation, Texas1 boyfriends phone number… too many!
(a + b7)x(i + 3b)^2 (cc + a)+(b# - 4a) (1x(2b+a1)) x 3/5 (n6 - e)*2 ab + e1 (e = “cc + a” if 4a is true) ^1 (ae x c^3) p3 + 2a x ac - nx4/1 = (a3 / e4b), where cc = goatse
Bahahhaha! Good one!
I laughed my ass off 
P.S. Sorry, if my spelling is flawed, its last exam of the midterms here and we are all getting quite drunk
Texas1 is straight you dumb cunt.
texas is a fucking dogs cunt shithole full of faggots
But Zafarad, I make you calculation for simple butt thrusting.
so is it discount fake brand gas
like fake etnies or bilabongs
FIRST!!!
Dagestan?!?! How many ’stans are there?!?
Kazakhstan
Uzbekistan
Turkmenistan
Tajikistan
Afghanistan
Pakistan
Kurdistan….
anything that ends with a STAN is a muslim state. some of them used to be part of the 15 USSR republics but after the fall of soviet union new states popped up.
cant stop,
i dont think making gas stations with names of foreign companies will mean that they get a lot of business.
You named the countries. Here are the regions according to Wikipedia:
* Avaristan — Avari name for Avari land in Dagestan (Russia)
* Balawaristan — another name for the Northern Areas, Pakistan.
* Balochistan or Baluchistan
o Sistan and Baluchistan, Province of Iran
o Balochistan, Province of SW Pakistan
o Baluchistan States Union
* Baltistan (in Pakistani Kashmir)
* Bantustan — Apartheid-era South African black ‘homelands’; the term is coined by an analogy
* Bashkortostan — constituent republic of Russia
* Cholistan Desert
* Dagestan — constituent republic of the Russian Federation, literally “place of mountains”
* Gulistan (”rose garden” in Persian, an Iranian province and a city in Uzbekistan; compare with Gulistan Palace in Tehran and the poem by Saadi)
* Hindustan - originally either the subcontinent of India, or northern India and Pakistan.
* Kabulistan — (”The Kabul land” — old term used in many historical books and old Persian literature books for Kabul. Kabulistan contained a larger region that today’s Kabul Province. Some times it is called as the country of Kabulistan)
* Kafiristan — (”land of the infidels”), historic region in Afghanistan until 1896, now known as Nuristan
* Karakalpakstan — constituent republic of Uzbekistan
* Khuzestan — a province of southwestern Iran
* Kurdistan — Kurdish region
* Lazistan — another name for Colchis, a region in the Caucasus
* Lorestan or Luristan — a province of western Iran
* Nurestan Province — Afghanistan, formed in 2001
* Pashtunistan or Pakhtunistan is what many Pashtun nationalists call the Pashtun-dominated areas of Pakistan.
* Rajasthan — a state in India
* Registan — historic site in Samarkand, meaning “place of sand”
* Seistan or Sistan — a province of Iran and Afghanistan
* Talyshstan, a short-lived autonomous republic within Azerbaijan
* Tatarstan — a constituent republic of the Russian Federation
* Turkestan — ethnolinguistic region encompassing Central Asia, northwest China, parts of the Caucasus and Asia Minor
o Russian Turkestan - Turkestan in the Russian Empire, later Turkestan Autonomous SSR
* Uyghuristan — (variants East Turkestan & Uighurstan) proposed ethnic name for Xinjiang, People’s Republic of China
* Waziristan — region of northwest Pakistan
* Zabulistan — a historical region in the border area of today’s Iran and Afghanistan, around the city Zabol
* Zanjistan, or Zenjistan, term used in medieval texts to refer to the homeland of the Zanj, black slaves of probably East African origin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/-stan
I love in Dictatorstan. It isn’t on this list. Can you guess where it is?
In your underwear! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !.look down and find your “DICKtatorstan”.
You forgot my Uncle Stan.
Although to be fair,he wont be in your pants…
Russiastan
with the Greater Putingrad in the middle
e.g. “Putingradskaya bitva” …
Politburo, or, as democrats like to pretend, the Duma, soon to make official name Putistan.
Yes, Putingrad will become new capital.
Goodgriefistan!
“Goods words and no needs”.
You forgot “Redneckistan”.
Please to help us with boundaries of this place. We study these volatile tribal peoples from Moscow, but is hard to determine which areas of US they populate. Stupid anthropologists try to say redneck tribe in south only. Is true?
Thank you for help.
Rednecks are evenly distributed across U.S. and many other countries.
No, since the term “redneck” is said to derive from the red sunburnt necks of southern farmers, that species is pretty much confined to the Buy-Bull Belt. Up north, similar critters are referred to as hicks, hillbillies, etc., depending on the local parlance.
Please to edit western propaganda site Wickedpedia to include most important stan: Putistan.
Wowsers Dixieland!
That’s a freakin’ huge load of ’stans!
The only ’stan I’ve been to is Kazakhstan- my sister married a Kazakh!
A nuisance of language. Drop it.
I hate stan. we should just call it whogivesafuckastan. or worthlesspieceoflandastan.
Putistan.
Tatarstan
Uzbekastan
Londonstan
United Kingstan
Totontostan
Calgaristan
Ontariostan
Quebecstan
New Yorkstan
Seatlestan
Dallastan
Los Anglestan
Australistan
and any place that Muslims think they can invade and get their hands on…
All of North Amerikanistan next!
The leftists in amerika will give it to us, and then become our servants. We win by being smarter than you!
xenophobiakstan?
Dont forget where i live Tatarstan, Russia
NICE! Down down road from my original home, we have a Thirftway Store that still selling regular leaded gas. And my dad still fills up there with his ‘64 Ford Fairlane. So cool.
Does “gas” (on the “Shelf” station) mean a propan-butan fuel ?
As I see the prices level are similiar to US-”gas” (in Europe known as “benzin”) prices level.
Leftists, which governs EU, forced high taxes in fuel. So in EU there are two times higher prices of fuel.
do you prefer rightists, darek?
and it’s not called “benzin” everywhere:
france: essence
uk: petrol
spain and portugal: gasolina
ok, many other countries used “benzin” or some derivative of it. (just checked via wikipedia, interesting…)
as a matter of fact it is called “benzin” in Russia
as a matter of fact it is called “Benzin” in Germany
not mentioning several other countries
P.S.
Rightists create values, then leftists take them away and try to spread to the people, when everything has collapsed the rightists rebuild everything, create values, then leftists take them …
and so on…
P.S.
In the U.S. it’s the opposite.
I do not know but it may well be.
One more proof that nothing is absolute and by itself, but shall be seen in context.
do you know why many people in EU prefer leftists?
because they say that the values shall be taken and distributed.
these countries are rich.
so they just can not imagine, that it is possible, that there will be nothing to distribute.
values shall be created to be distributed.
leftists are not good at that.
if money would grow on trees I would be leftist.
otherwise - neah…
If money grew on trees there would be no rightists or leftists.
fair!
It would have no value then.
Mulch for garden.
But I still have not an answer if the “gaz” for 11.50 rubli ($ 0.46 per liter) means propan-butan fuel.
In Poland I pay 2 złote ($0.77) per liter of LPG (propan-butan fuel) but benzin (US-gas) costs 4.30 złote ($1.65) per liter.
For 5. years of LPG fuel driving I save about 20.000 złoty.
There’s no problem with LPG tanking in France and Italy (known there as GPL). Some problems to find it in Germany. Rather not possible for tourist to find it in Austria.
Is there LPG in Russia ?
Yes, leftists govern EU, and wish to dominate Poland and other Eastern Europe states and make them lackey states, much as Hitler and Stalin did, but with use of petroleum jelly instead of bullets.
I hope the Poles unite with Brits to keep EU from complete takeover.
I hope, too.
For socializmus believers:
horrible enlarged state office sector, complicated economical Law, milions stupid economical restrictions and state economical interventions ARE completly UNNECESSERY !
It serves only for the Red Trash. Similiar as mafia organisations are unnecessary for economy and for society.
The clear exemple of leftist stupidity governing in EU is the ideological crusade against the death penalty (for murderers).
Lately, there was stupid game in EU because EU officials wanted to fete a Day against the death penalty, Poland made veto (1 against 26 countries), and EU officials forced this stupid fete by Europe Council, where there is no veto law (there was voting 1 against 46 countries hahaha).
FIRST !!!111eleven
HAHAHA hahahhahahahha ha hahha ha ha ha . Good idea
is it just me or did you read the gas station as:
She IF
She IF yo station has any gas u can fill up!
My truck runs on the Nuclear waste I move with it, I never been to a petrol station with it
Not even stop to flirt with the woman worker in petrol station? Be honest.
Interesting, 95 octane petrol is almost two times more expensive than 92 octane one.
20 roubles = 0.8 USD, am I correct?
It is about half of average european price, but still.. one would expect petrol to be much cheaper in Russia, the largest producer of crude oil in the world.
By the way, the cheapest petrol I ever saw was in the United Arab Emirates, few years ago. Price was one American dollar for one _British_ gallon (which is 4.5 litres).
photoshop
russia full of fakes!
Spaceface, in Brazil there are many fake gas stations. One of them is called “13R”, whose logo is identical to the Petrobras’ “BR” one (http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/SaoPaulo/0,,MUL29858-5605,00.html). Others copy the colours of Shell/Texaco but don’t use any logo, and some have the logos ando colours of a certain brand but the fuel comes from another company.
shelf?
bg?
Probably cut with water…or paint thinner…
It is a sign of American success when a third world country (Russia) copies everything we do …. lol
true, except from the fact that shell and BP is dutch and british.