Russian Office
Some Russian office workers have their own small tricks to hide something….
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That’s for me! I use bottle as a dildo.
Sarah,i have gift for you.3000watts immersion heating Dildo.use it and send your experience about it ! ! ! !.(if you survive after HOT SEX).
Are you the Zaf-man?
You won! ! ! ! ! ! ! !.Taxi boy! ! ! ! ! !
Uh-hum, that’s Texas man.
FIRST
But for????????????????????????????
23rd!!!
Me usually hides vodka in the glove compartment of my toxic wastes truck when my supervisor come to check my truck.
lol
I didn’t know they drink fernet in Russia. It tastes nice when mixed with tonic water by the way.
this a fake, no one will hide 0.5l vodka in his office, since it is officialy allowed to consume 1.23l per day for each human and also non-lesbians over 14 years old
cool. how can i become russian?
Fuck yourself first! ! ! ! !.(seriously,may be you don`t knew about your Russian genetic farther! ! ! ! ! !)
If your father was russian then you probably wouldn’t know him ether.
Sorry, cheap shot.
i’d rather fuck you….
so then i should rather mary myself then, so that me and my russian alter ego become both russian…
Must be the boss’s office
You will need such drink when you learn latest breaking news of secret love child of high-ranking Kremlin leader. Is said to be possible relationship to improve US/Russia relations.
More to follow upon confirmation. Stay tuned.
Is it true? Putin had former soviet scientists implant ovaries into butt so he could have baby?
My sources cannot confirm this vicious western propaganda. However, if, I repeat, IF, such was true, it confirms the adaptability and ingenuity of former KGB personnel, as well as their willingness to “take one” for the team.
How many CIA, FBI, MI6, or MI5 personnel could perform such a mission? Pffft! Such was the demanding nature of KGB training.
this doesn’t look Russian to me, they don’t hide and have never seen brown Vodka!!!
Yes, of course, we’ve never seen brown vodka, we live in eternal winter with the bears in the streets!!!
про балалайки забыл)
Cool. The perfect gift for a office drinker. Just in time for Christmas!
Maybe they will sell it in a boxed set with book like that Intel Pentium V vodka that was featured on here.
I like all my drinks to taste like new white wall tires. The funeral is on Wednesday.
dont we all have that setup somewhere? in a bible, in a lamp or a vase, a stuffed animal or doll… eeeh… now his coworkers will know fosho
ya segodnya burzhuyem pokazival eto.
odnako popit shtoto nado na rabote, mozh mne tak sdelat?
Cool eheheheh that good to be active & feel warm
Zafarad when you fuck my butthole ?
I am the real Texas1. The comment posted above was written by an impostor.
Shhhh…. Don’t tell anyone…. But I keep technical documentation in the binders in my office….
Tipper and I tried to put vodka in each copy of my book, “An Inconvenient Truth,” in hopes that the alcohol would make people believe what they read.
Unfortunately, my eco friends and supporters said the promotion of vodka supports the use of farmland for potatoes, which could be better used as a nature preserve in which animals may freely copulate.
So, no vodka. Sorry.
From your fried,
Al “Daddy Earth” Gore
Red is so over
I laughed at this one
I wonder if anyone’s ever walked by, grabbed that binder and opened it only to find the office worker’s secret stash. I bet it would make for some darned uncomfortable questions from the boss if it were discovered!
THIS IS A FAKE THIS IS A FAKE
This pictures are from the Czech Republic, the drink is Fernent, international known under the same name Fernet Branca, herb drink, good for the stomach
Where is the new content? This post sucked ass!
OT: Russian mob getting set up for an arrest
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I hate you russians! You dirty smelling goats. And you always drunk. I hope you all die!
I hate Putin. I hate bears. I hate vodka. I hate snow.
I AM PATRIOT!!!!!
I love Bush. I love Texas. I love cowboys. I love incest. I love cows. I love sow’s shit. I love american pick-ups! I love to kiss horse’s cunt. I like to push bull’s dick in my little hole.
Fuck you russians!
The real Texas1 did not write this. This site needs new content!!
Romano
You wrong. It’s not a fake. I live in russia, but i’ve never seen Fernet Branca in stores. So at first time i thought it’s fake, too. But then i looked at keyboard. It’s russian! You can clearly see the “Й” letter on a “Q” button.
What is about Fernet - it could be imported by anyone from Czech.
BTW, russians love Czech and travell there for a hollydays. Some ppl goes there to fix their health. Some ppl(like me), goes there for famous Czech beer.
I am Czech and I can confirm this drink is called Fernet Stock, it comes from the town of Pilsen, Bozkov - also known for its Beer Pilsner Urquell. Some call it ‘lacquer for coffins’ for its dark colour. It is very bitter and mixed with tonic water is known as ‘Beton’. The pictures could have been taken anywhere and I do not think that it matters at all where.
BTW some Czech people (including me) go to Russia for vodka . Russian beer Baltika is also very good - especially 9
Notice to all admirers of Napoleon: Anniversary of the day Russians beat French army into submission.
On October 18, 1812 At Tarutino, the Russian army won its first large scale tactical victory over Napoleon’s invading army.
The Russian army would have gotten their ass kicked on their own.
BUT WINTER ATTACKED.
It beat the nazis too.
This sucks! New Topic.
I think the owner of this site died.
I think russian mothers give vodka instead of milk to their babies
Their IQ proves the hypothesis that they give their babies Vodka!!!!
Why hide the vodka? Russians hardly work anyway! Pass it around the office, before long the men will all start looking sexy to each other…since the women are either ugly or beautiful and mentally retarded. Ever known a Russian woman with an IQ above 3? I like ‘em dumb and sexy, and just like Lays potato chips, you can’t have one without the other!!!!!
Russians drink too much vodka, ever since the genetic mutation of their woman species some 3 million years ago. A radioactive meteor flew over Russia and gave all the females big hairy dicks! Don’t be fooled by that beautiful Russian woman, for she has big veneer-snetzel for YOU! Keep passing the Vodka, BOYS!
It’s not vodka Old Bear. Put on your thick lenses and look closely. And I have to say, you’ve been mistaken about russian womans. Your mind is injured by comicses…
it’s a famous italian brandy, not vodka.
i think that it isn’t russian office photo, couse in pictures is czech drink Fernet Stock, it could be czech office
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hahaha this boards is funny as fck lol
By examine this pictures ‘pixel by pixel’ I can figure out that this office worker stands the mobile phone up like dickhead. Also fake chinese Rolex is there to prove his asshole…
This is not office… its base for pornographic movies featuring lesbian big-insertion…
THIS IS A FAKE THIS IS A FAKE
This pictures are from the Czech Republic, the drink is Fernent, international known under the same name Fernet Branca, herb drink, good for the stomach
But, where is your mathematical formula?
Fake Chinese Rolex to prove his asshole!
Fake Chinese Rolex to prove his asshole!
Fake Chinese Rolex to prove his asshole!
This should be a Zippy the Pinhead comic.
http://zippythepinhead.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=ZTP&Product_Code=19-Dec-06&Category_Code=
Well, by using this simple formula: (a=e1) a * (1/a) = 1(a 0), where 1/a = vaginal cavity, I can figure out that the green schnapps bottle can be inserted into Russian ladys hole 37 times before frictional heat build up too much so that the glass break inside pussy… causing certain death.
If results in death, the funeral will be held on Thursday, weather permitting.
Very well,i understand entire”equation”.why you don`t participate in Nobel contest?you are the mathematical genius.and in last ,forget about the weather condition.dump their asses in city dump! ! ! ! ! !.
In your formula, you state a=e1. Is that the same as exp(1) or is it e subscript 1? I’m having a hard time getting 37 as an answer.
Well here in Argentina we make some tests too and the same bootle can be inserted 38,37 times before it break
Actually, my fetid partner Yuri is real person whos types the formula. I’m just putting in English sentence for him because he cannot speak Englsish. His English is smoething like: “You bitch! I smell not you stupid dog. Dont play the game me you bitch! I cut you like salami saudsage bitch!!”
oh dear…
Hooweee, that Zafarad and that Babushka are too krazy!!!!
I dont want to be rude or anything but you dont seem to speek English either…
ok, you say “I don’t want to be rude”, but you be rude even so? Thats way of acting of slut. How many people you sleep with yesterday? Hmmm? Your snatch is probably smells worse than Yuri’s armpit odor.
My english is not so good.. I don’t say its good!
Are you English teacher?don`t waist your worthless time in the English grammar.enjoy and let them enjoy………….
No,no.impostor zafarad is try to copy my style.i am just bookworm type guy.but i would say,”what is crooked in nature can`t be straightened by art”! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
No, Iam not English teacher hahaha
Actually, Yuri put my occupation is “BITCH” on last years tax income papers!!
Dickhead Yuri!! Hambuger smell MOTHERFUCKER!!!
…sigh…
No, I’m not english teacher hahaha
Actually, Yuri put my occupation is “BITCH” on last years tax income papers!!
Dickhead Yuri!!! Hamburger smell MOTHERFUCKER!!!
…sigh… (-.-)
I dont think you should discriminate people being sluts, thats highly unfair. Sluts are people who bring joy and wealth to the society you know. You’re so rude I advice you to kill yourself, or if you prefer fuck a slut in the asshole whose stomach is a bit bad.
You truely ar some disgusting homosexual animal, aren’t you? Like Russian bear who likes entering camp at night - not to eat people - but to take away anal virginity! Filth! YUCK!
How dare you insult me like such a way!
I am not homosexual in particular, I fuck men, women, sometimes babies, bears and if none of the above are present I can fuck mice (Mice are a bit tricky to fuck so you have to hit them till they get unconcious, then you insert dick into their mouth and mouthfuck them untill they puke).
Yeah, thats me.
Who can copy alien the alien syberian sharman?
It’s subscript 1 asshole! Don’t insult me by qurestioning Yuri’s formula!!! We spend many times inserting this bottle into Russian whore… it’s hard work! Everytime we test it’s really long work! Give me some credit for good work pleasee! Not QUESTIONS.