Underwater Trial
Is that true that the roads in Russia are so bad, that people have to drive under water? Anyway, they successfully do it, using Lada Niva, just an ordinary Russian off road car for the middle class.
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nice niva 2
By examining the photos very carefully, and using this simple formula (a=b2+j*x) where x = excrement, I’ve discovered that that lake is actually sewer. Pic number 34 actually exceed the amount of excrement x water amount allowed by Geneva Convention, thus rendering all those people in wetsuits in the pics DEAD by now (due to serious bacteria infection).
Funeral hasn’t been decided yet, but going on past experience should be sometime between Sunday and Wednesday.
Why are you insisting on the issue of funerals of these dudes?let decompose them in open for the good of whole civilised society.
You seem to not understand, the bodies have been soaked in urine concentrate… they cannot decompose now! According to this formula (x = tb +e1 x f3) where tb = tuberculosis, the only way to dispose of the bodies is to send them into space.
utilizing f(x)^y where y=idiocy and f(x) is function a+b^2 on explanatory axial value of danger and response measured, the probability of being moron is LNe*infinity.
besides, they can be turn to food for bears, who when die can be turned into food for russians and good carpet.
that sctually is real math, for anyone who knows simple statistics
shut up! you wouldent know maths if it slapped you in the face… THOSE ARE LETTERS!!!
LOL!
Al..al..alga….wha?
That’s what I was going to say. Except, it is calculus and not statistics.
Al gae bra. You can see the algae bra on the pic of the car out of the water.
you know nothing of maths. those are LETTERS moron.
As a matter of fact, i think you are dumber than a really dumb person that just got hit over the head with a wheelbarrow full of concrete cos theyre so dumb.
considering I am a math major, those of you who think math is just numbers are wrong. letters mean more than numbers.
you are dumb like fool. the probability of being moron can only be infity if brain less than size of squirrel. if you have brain you know that
Don’t be stupid, the water looks dirtier due to all the sand and sludge being kicked up from the car wheels, the water is clean and i am tired of hearing all this ‘Sewer’ talk.
Take in all the facts before you post some mathematical mumbo jumbo.
My foul smelling partner Yuri also agrees this lake is looks like urine… the yellow water comes from what? Over abundance of honey? Castor oil? Banana flavoring?
I think upon closer inspection you can find a sewer pipe dumping filthy contents into this lake. Don’t eat fish from this lake! Its akin to eating baked crap pie!
Those poor scuba divers… RIP.
Oh, and funeral is on Tuesday.
This lives there:
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/c/cf/Flukeman.jpg
fuck you
fuck me? My smelly partner Yuri fuck you up if this meaning is means me. I usually don’t use curse language but you seem like good for nothing keyboard-cunt.
Give him hell Babushka!
fark you skankees, muzzies and all the rest of you sh!t slurping pigs, as for babushka you will be the only one i’ll farking rip asunder and texas is where the next huge nine-eleven will take place, hopefully, go amuse yourselves in public toilet skankee sickos.
fark you skankees and all the rest of you sh!t slurping pigs, as for babushka you will be the only one i’ll farking rip asunder and texas is where the next huge nine-eleven will take place, hopefully, go amuse yourselves in public toilet skankee sickos.
You are stupid bastard and your dull formulism sucks.
You are full of shit..keep it for sex with youself better, cur babe.
It’s a pity that there are such people like you.
vtoroy
This is a great sequence of photos. Thanks.
How do they cease allowing an electrical short? Amazing.
They were towing their vehicle not driving their engine ! ! ! !.there was pulling tractor on the other side of sewer pond,which was the real hero of that event.
ja, ja! Natürlich!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4kWYvH0_oY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4kWYvH0_oY
Bur-R-ring Bur-R-ring! Hello Boris! This is booty call. Can you come over and provide the anal sex? Did you miss me? I was busy do in Kremlin thing. I back now.
Kissy Kissy,
Vladimir Putin
Goddamn, that’s just nuts. Underwater mods for cars are pretty cool though, we might need ‘em if the major cities of the world start flooding over thanks to global warming.
They might be called Goremobiles, or Pachauri cars.
Why is it smoking so badly?
…oh, I forgot, it’s a Niva. My bad.
That’s not smoke. It’s bubbles.
Water got into oil. Put some water into the oil tract in your car (whatever it is) - you’ll get the same.
Just imagine the interior will stink in a few days…
Can someone link to the ZR article these pictures are from? I’d love to read the story.
http://www.zr.ru/articles/53301/
Although there is no much there - just video and pics. I guess the full story is in the print edition only (so far).
It will be here http://www.zr.ru/articles/53509/ in few days. And I can notify that all members of expedition are OK and it was no urine in the lake (it’s - I cannot say it in English - some residus like in the many north lakes). I recommend also to see the video (the same link as above).
Enjoy!
unless this is just a big hoax, can someone explain how the engine is able to continue working while completely submerged?
Snorkel + extended exhaust + tons of silicone to seal electrics. Jeeps were doing that shit since before Normandy landings.
Tom, do you live near the John from Kansas? If so, please kick his ass. He needs good Russia style butt kicking.
Diesel would work, gasoline engine no way
Yeah it will. Just seal your wiring real good.
No wire protection was made exept the main processor unit. The pure water is dielectic (once again to prove that the lake was not urinated
OOOO nice don LADA good 2 see it like small ship ehehheh
Why does the dashboard have a USA sticker?
Look carefully,sticker belongs to U ASS! ! ! ! ! !
Oh, Zaf-Man is getting a little mouthy with with American.
He that is silent,gathers stone! ! ! ! ! ! !
Alright homeboy, I’m planning to get loud.
Oh really! ! ! ! !
Where are you from Zaf? Are you really from Siberia? Someone said you were muslim. Is that true?
That `someone` was you Texas1 ! ! ! !.i don`t forget your `nice` comments about me.why are you so keen to know my origin?i already said,i am from Galaxy `chibliano`.my planet is 300000000 light years from the earth.my basic task is establishing bridgehead on the earth.if you are history guy,please recall your memory.just like area51 in USA,russia has their Area51 too in Siberia.my ancestors were failed to establish their first base in …….area in Siberia.i have no permission to disclose my actual position.so i think this is enough.
HA Ha! You were a good sport and fun to tease.
you should aways say “excuse me” when you fart!
I never excuse about my natural `exhaust`.
Good job on noticing the USA sticker on image 29, but failing to notice the full text of the sticker on image 30 which says USAG.
Who cares! ! ! ! !
You do. You’re dumb, so we’re throwing rocks at you.
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8744/brushgirl7imfi5.gif
“We” aren’t throwing rocks, you are. And you know about those who throw rocks.
Let those who cast the first rocks cast them at John from Kansas.
Русские танки не тонут)))
Cue Monty Python:
Sir Bedevere: “Does wood sink in water?”
Villagers: “No, no, it floats, it floats!”
Sir Bedevere: “What else floats in water?”
Villagers: “Apples!” “Churches!” “Very small rocks!”
King Arthur: “A duck!”
…
A villager (with Sir Bedevere encouragement): “So… if she weighs the same as a duck, she is made of wood… and therefore a witch!”
Villagers: “A witch! A witch!”
Sir Bedevere: “We shall use my largest scales.”
А что еще не тонет?
Ну и то-то…
That was one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen, The ingenuinity (sp?) of the russian people continue to amaze me!
Show me something that these rednecks haven’t been doing since at least 1949, and I may be impressed: Swamp buggy race photos.
Then again, maybe not: Truck fording video
LOL. Great video cynical.
Good point. I wouldn’t be too proud of this marvelous work of inferior russian engineering either.
It’s a fun vehicle. It’s engineering at least equal to those swamp buggys.
What are you talking about? Can you be any less specific?
If you had been following this thread you would know. To help you get your bearings see above, cynical’s link to “Swamp buggy race photos .
You probably still get excited about the “technology” behind the Babushka doll.
you probably still get exited about the”technology” behind the Babushka DILDO………………………………….
More Niva videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vrInVishek
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4kWYvH0_oY
Those are some more great videos. What a fun vehicle. Want to try that with your BMW?
how much does niva like that (int pic one) cost & where can i buy it (in canada … eh?);
Don’t. Reliability is not even on par with the worst American vehicles (Ford Edsel, anyone?). Get yourself good used Suzuki Samurai (or even better, original Landcruizer), it’ll give you fewer troubles than brand new Niva. No, their joint venture with GM to build Chevy Niva didn’t help that much, either.
…although Niva body with Japanese guts does sound like an interesting proposition. Then again, if I were to commit to such a project, I’d rather graft Japanese internals to GAZ-69
Wasn’t the Edsel’s problem more a marketing failure?
In a sense, yeah. But spontaneous combustion didn’t help, either.
…but don’t get me started on Corvair or Samurai - unlike Edsel, those were genuinely good designs badmouthed for publicity gain.
Yes, we don’t want to get started on that.
Yes, there was a lot of talk about how revolutionary the Edsel was going tho be. We heard it was going to have a jet engine and a bubble canopy like the Firebird II. Boy were we disapointed. After that we called it the car with a lemon in it’s mouth.
i am fond of & flattered with your flatulence, you feared so frequently by facing you, fuck.
Wet suits are HOT !
Too… Much…Info…Dude.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba2.html
This would make suitable vehicle for shark catching.
Nice carwash, but i don’t believe it: photoshop
according to the equation(E=Mc2)the guys should be flying of to space by know XD….. no offence Babushka
The trick is finding roads under water
Also the Hummer H1 can do this with no problems
Yes, and they even sell a snorkel kit.
very cool post
After all that, you got one underwater pic? Come on!
If I wasn’t so concerned about the environment, I would take that Russian hunk of junk and just park it at the bottom of that lake.
This thing probably leaks more oil than the hair on a russian jew.
That wasn’t called for. Shame on you.
This comment is despicable! Certainly the Russian Muslim is more greasy! Mohammed’s body odor could peal paint off this poor vehicle.
That wasn’t called for either. Shame on you again.
You are shemale.why are you always show your ugly side.sick creature,you have no right to survive any more.go to Hell.
Espectacular, que lcura
los Lada son muy buenos !!!
Felicitaciones desde Chile, Sur America
Saludos
AA
you really need to update your website more often, this way you get too much crappy comments on one page.
If you add more topics, the crap gets smeared out evenly
How about I update your ass with latest version of my shoe?
“how much does niva like that (int pic one) cost & where can i buy it (in canada … eh?);”
whats that all aboot, eh? Why dont you take off, you hoser!
j/k…..
the vehicle in the first picture does look pretty cool, I wish there were more pictures of that vehicle. It is pretty obvious that the junker driving under water is not the vehicle in the first picture….and if it is, it is the 10-20 year old version, not one of the current models.
And FYI…..when talking about American cars and reliability….Ford is not the company to even begin to think about. A cripple in a wheel chair with blunt force trauma can operate better than most ford vehicles….with the exception of some of the heavy duty diesel trucks.
Actually, many Fords and GM’s are now equal in quality to that of the better Japanese cars.
I believe these Niva’s once had dealerships established in California. However, extremely poor quality and other problems led this company to exit the US market.
I agree with Texas1. The quality of Ford and GM vehicles is very good.
http://www.jdpower.com/util/ratings/results.aspx?study_id=207&vertical=Autos&order=1&orderDir=1
http://www.jdpower.com/util/ratings/results.aspx?study_id=214&vertical=Autos&order=1&orderDir=1
I wouldn’t say it’s very good (it’s in the middle), but the quality has really improved lately. Now they have to work on fuel efficiency.
Thanks God,you both at least agree on same issue.carry on your “understanding”.
Yes. Will wonders ever cease?
No it’s a recent version of a Niva, just a couple of years old. You haven’t seen the 20-year old version yet… I’ve been in both.
Do you know las GW Bush gaffe? See it here and tell me if it’s true…
This is forgery! Adolph Hitler not so good with the English!
You may be right because George Bush is not so good with “the English” either.
Anyone who would compare Dub to Hitler is fool.
It is great to use 3 names in one time LittlePutinPenis and Adolph Putin is me ! John from Kansas do you still want to fuck my butt ?
This is a fake Texas1!
see the video on:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRBGr39uJBo
These guys are special forces, training for a special infiltration mission.
I am not allowed to reveal the nature of the mission, or Putin will not allow me to keep the autographed photo of him bare-chested, riding bare-back, on horseback, in the Russian outback. I plan to trade it to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for a vacation spot on the shores of the Persian gulf.
Fuck Russia Driver! Let Bear Drive!!!
Sheep fucking is better then cars http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/4576/4texasxv6.jpg
The real Texas1 did not write this!
Welcome again,real one Texas1.you are sheep fucker so you are original.i have been waiting for you for long time.please carry on your nice comments.
Russian Media Source is also my comment and where is Boris ?
A Texas1 impostor wrote this nonsense.
Are there any Lada-Niva dealerships in Canada?
yes indeed, there is a Lada dealership in Canada.Its just outside Winnipeg.I own a 1996 Lada cossack-great little 4×4.Parts are not as hard to find as some believe.There is also a dealership in Quebec somewhere, perhaps Montreal
So I’ve heard that there is a garage in Richmond Hill, ON and a dealer in Montreal. But I haven’t had any luck tracking them down. Do you have any details on places in Canada where I could find parts?
Conflicting reports from the Kremlin. Now my sources say these photos are of a contract hit team, solicited by the Dept. of International Contract Killers to infiltrate, and set off an explosion inside, the Arctic Survey Service the next time they try to plant Russian flag under polar ice cap. The Canadian Underwater Neutralization Team may also be involved.
International intrigue–it becomes too complicated for even Kasparov to figure it out.
Which one of you guys knows something about the plot to pluck Putin in Tehran
Please tell me, so I will have some good information to trade for favors inside the red brick walls (wink, wink. You know where I’m talking about).
Come on. . . .
I wanna fuck you Texas1
let op scheveningen de russen kommen…. dan toch ??
On behalf of my fellow brits, I apologise profusely for all those Lada jokes. And may I be the first to say… I WANT ONE!!
wtf are these so many losers on this site. this site is offers decent content for your enjoyment, why does everyone always have to talk shit?
that was cool…I cant for the submarine driving on the highway conversion!!
oops!…should read:I cant wait for the submarine driving on the highway conversion!!
An interesting EXERCISE in deed.My only concern is I have seen a Niva stall in a lot less water,but it was not prepared for swimming at all.Best Wishes to all involved with this exercise.BOBBY.
So many stupid and useless comments…
In my opinion this is some nice job, no matter the water pollution (holly shit, who cares?? -_-) They just turned a car into a submarine and all I know is I couldn’t do it myself so I say great job.
If you think you’re better, then why do you look so stupid when you write? Think about this.
Zdravsvuytye !
I found this link on a French (of all places) Land-Rover Series website.
The pictures prove what I have been saying for what, 20 years now: the Lada Niva is a VERY CAPABLE vehicle ! Land-Rover and Toyota and Itchypussy may be well-known but you CAN NOT “schnorchel” a Land-Rover with minimal preparation like the NIVA.
So stop whining. Polluted water? Yeah, right, not in Russia. Land-Rovers all over the world must account for like 90% of ALL oil pollution ever! (second after Harley-Davidson).
I saw a large oil spill near a pumping station not far of Baku last year and yes, there was a Land-Rover parked nearby. Then they blame the Azeri. NO way, blame the UK.
I once drove a Series3 V8 Land-Rover from Paris to Vladivostok, I got there, but that is all I can say about it. I should have done it with a Niva.
I am now preparing the same trip with a new KRAZ 6135B6 truck I will buy soon.
T.
Привет, чурки заморские! =) Нива rulezzzz!! You sucks! Ahahah xD
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It’s not a car, it’s a Niva, so who the hell cares? they are disposable, anyways.