Real Elves in Russian Woods
Two Voronezh foresters spotted strange resembling a human being creature with the long ears and blue skin. The blue elf (he was named in such a way) behaved very aggressively, brandishing with his battle cutlass! At the end he started to use bad language and even tried to take off the camera. Nobody can say anything definite about the color of his skin.
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FIRST!
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Ingredients
1 hot dog, cook’s choice
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Mustard for dipping, any style
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Haha. Quite funny.
but bit gay
cho za dolbayob?
В натуре голубой какой-то.
Хаха . Конечно .А зачем ты думаешь он покрасил себя в голубой цвет ? =]
since when elves have wings?
He was under genetic engineering.
It’s a skin disease. It starts slowly from the head towards the dick. When you get blue balls, you should come
is a PHOTOSHOP.
No. THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
It’s a skin disease. It’s moving slowly downwards, when your balls turn blue, you should come
It’s an temporary situation. When your balls turn blue you should come
долбоёб
камера хреновая, а этот гомик даже позировать не умеет, во бля
Thats the guy who posts the pictures, or his boyfriend !
this is so gay
Эльфы, мать их за ногу!
the GREaT NiGGeR of New-York don’t like this photo!
shiiiit Yall NYC niggas aint shit!
Move yo ass to DETROIT an we will see who is all great!
Homosexuality is so gay!
Why does this remind me of power rangers? That program is sooooooo….
thats a american fag wannabe WOW fan
There is a real skin disease that turns skin blue. There is a documented case of a family with the blue gene in kentucky.
http://www.rootsweb.com/~kyperry3/Blue_Fugates_Troublesome_Creek.html
This is not what I expected a real elf to look like. If he would ditch the wings that would be a snazzy costume.
Ummmmm forgot to paint his hands blue to match his face.
Kentucky scares me to DEATH
As well as the world “colonel” I suppose? Or even shorter word, “fry”?
totaly gay ^^
Cosplay is very popular in Japan and US. Very ghey hobby. Grown people dress as anime and manga characters, meet and mingle together for the sole reason of dressing up as their favorite cartoon. Google “cosplay”. Dumbest thing in the world.
You know,
football
baseball
hockey
fishing
golf
war
fake cowboys
presidentin’
all involve dressing up and are really gay because there are no girls,
just guys
you see a lot of girls in cosplay. the boys dress up for the chicks
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/8933/train2fs4.jpg
Tolkien fanboys =\
HEPDC!
He specifically uses long garments around his waist to hide his erection. Stupid lad.
Wow, men should never cover this !
Your clever to spot this .. I will watch out for men trying to evade me now !
Russian speakers, hwo do you say “Faggot” or “Homo” or similar slang in russian?
голубой (goluboj), “light blue” in translation.
Or just pidar, which is reduced for of pederast.
Sarah, is this photo a picture of you?
Yes, I have finally decided to reveal my fabulous self.
How boring.
this is too gay.
hahahaha
wtf?
thats awful. I thought russia wouldnt have problems with damn LARPERs. poor poor country… whats it become?
Я ПИДАР
no shit.
drug’s are bad mmmkk.
это редо-эльф!!! пендосский шпиён
thats not an elf, thats a fag
That is just plain balls deep gay……
Lol.. notice he poses his head the same in each picture..
Pansy i say.
This kind of guys names “tolkienist” or “толкиенутый” in Russia. Most of them are fags and loosers. But still they are much better than Russian anime/manga fans.
Anime fans is a disgrase for all white aryan race.
I agree with you. A real “elf” would butcher it. The blue fag does not even know how to hold a sword! The “Blue” probably even gets lost in the forest, notice he had to stay close to a road?!!! Some people will do anything for entertainment. I wonder if he would use that sword to protect the white race? Anime-militant anti aryan.
Someone takes their World of Warcraft WAY too seriously
Destroy all Larpers!
you fucken idiots im a fucken pure ass Europian mixed with cherrike and blackfoot indian with blond hair and blue eyes. and i am bisexual- yes that means i like both guys and girls but i perfer one over the other.
i love anime and i cosplay all the fucken time and you want to know why… its because unlike to the rest of human society I am probibly the only one who belives in the unknown such as vampires werewolves demons, Elves, dragons, shadowbings, faerys, and all the other creaturs that idiots cannot belive they exsist. i cosplay all the time you want to call me a fag for it go right ahead but i will say you got another fucken thing comming if you think that shit. sorry i should not curse i go by the laws of the other worlds. and i know when to respect people.
and by the way. to the elf in the pic. NICE SWORD MAN!!!!!!
пидар где пиналти. What this means in English.
oh you are lieing to all of us .liers.he is a real human but colored in blue.
its not real you liers.i can see its not real with my eyes .the hands are blue.losers.
Elf? He looks more like a fairy to me…
That is a man in blue paint and pens behind his ears! liers! losers!
liers that is ar REAL MAN!!!!!
wow!
you better watch out
you better not lie
you better not dress as an elf
i am telling you why!
Incredibily GAY
Aw, too cute!! Elves are so cool <3
Is it ‘Pasha in the woods’ part 2?
SHE is a girl. really. was a story about her on a rus site