Personal Computer into Brewery
Looks like Russians can turn an ordinary home computer into almost everything. For example, looks like this one can fill your mug with a fresh beer. Though actually nobody can tell how this weird thing works.
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awesome/
f1rst!
If you fellows are serious about building some really good breweries, may I suggest that you visit the Blue Ridge Mountains of Tennessee in the United States of America. Those boys take their brewery business very seriously. Some of their stuff will set you flying. It is very good !!
–Danny Greene
Please name some labels to look for. Thanks.
If I wanted to build good brewery, I would visit Germany, Belgium, Holland, France, Italy… not USA.
Amen, brother.
Belgium, Holland, Germany. The holy trinity.
Favorites?
duvel
Thanks. I will try some.
Ever heard of Czech beer?
I guess you can get Pilsner Urquell anywhere in the world, as well as Budweiser or Gambrinus. Try any of these and you’ll be instantly “ours”
Czech beer is pretty good, but Urquell is not available here, neither is Gambrinus, not even Budweiser Budvar is available.
I prefer our beer, from Holland, Grolsch all the way baby!
(Or Hertog-Jan, or Gulpener, but I dont think those brands are available internationally all that much.)
Actually the US is a pretty good place when it comes to beer brewing. They are much more experimental than Europe, so when it comes to good beer, the US actually has pretty many of those.
And no, I don’t mean the mainstream cheap american shit like Budweiser, but more something along the lines of what micro breweries brew.
And no, I’m not American, and hate the US just as much as all you other guys, they just do actually have some good beers.
I was down in the Smokey mountains over Christmas. I agree that them boys know how to make some good beer. Also if you are daring they make some mean Moon shine.
FIRST!!!
Or… it could be a liquid cooled computer. Could be.
Probably.
the best liquid cooled computer in the world, probably
damn! almost made a record!!
Fantastic steampunk mod!
Great design. Boiler like. Perhaps it makes espresso.
Pimp !
Hey Boris,
They are talking about your “potential arms race with russia” on CNN HN.
So I might be right after all, hey?
Well, lets hope and pray that I will be wrong!
photoshop!!
Sorry, this computer is actually just stylized to look “steampunk” - I think the extras might also function as a cooling mechanism.
Bottom line: no beer.
This was originally posted on BoingBoing, by the way.
Who writes EnglishRussia, anyway, and do they ever check their sources?
obviously they dont care, they just have the kgb steal posts from other sites and shoot the dissidents.
isn’t it in Poland?
because I can see a polish anti-freeze coolant fluid Orlen PetrygoQ on the 12th photography.
Yes, it is polish, i have seen it before on a polish forum.
That looks so fucking cool.
gay
Looks very much like something from the SteamPunk workshop: http://steampunkworkshop.com/index.shtml
http://www.brassgoggles.co.uk/brassgoggles/?p=629
It might look cool on the outside, but it’s just the same motherboard, PSU, and PCI cards inside. What I really consider to be interesting is when the electronics inside and the outside is designed. Same thing with that stupid wooden cellphone or keyboard.
Good things for my gay ass
I think that this machine is comeing from poland. I see polish liquid for window-cleaning [in car sprinklers] called “Petrygo Q”.
Isn’t Petrygo used in radiators in cars? You are almost right since Petrygo is pinkish rather than orange.
Yes, but then you would miss the great opportunity to see the beautiful Blue Ridge and and Great Smokey Mountains that cross between Tennessee, North Carolina, and Virginia. You also would miss the opportunity to meet some of the local southern folks that live in those areas. You might even get a chance to see some Cherokee Indians which as you probably already know were Americans first exposure to Reds !
–Danny Greene
What shithead writes these articles, anyway? And may that shithead pretty please start includind the links to the original sources?
You’re constantly stealing content from BoingBoing and FISHKI, without giving them credit…
DAMN! This is awesome!
It looks like it runs on steam (and I don’t mean steam from Half Life 2
That is working mod from Poland.
And Poland is part of EU, in central Europe,if you guys dont know,not f**** Siberia
Poland WAS part of Warsaw Pact (Warsaw is Polish capital),
not part of the CCCP
It’s a Polish mod, not Russian.
http://www.mod-planet.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=42360
Even the text on the gauges says “Napiecie”, which is
Polish for “Voltage”.
nice mod
Best beer ever, and I have tasted a lot of the stuff: “U Fleku”, in a bar/restaurant of the same name, in Praha (Prague), Czech Rep. A ‘porter’, which I usually don’t like. It was rich and creamy, I didn’t just sip it, I chewed it. Amazing stuff. Secret recipe. Made on the premises for about 500 years, never canned or bottled or sold elsewhere. You have to go there to drink it. Avoid the restaurant (pectopah), as it is overpriced due to the influx of Western EU tourists since I was there in ‘93.
Just the best beer I’ve ever had in 55 years of tasting it. Salute!
Fuckingtastic!
Funny to see this beer discussion here… I doubt that is actually beer in the line since it’s not refrigerated.
America is leading the world in brewing innovation right now, check out some of the microbrews hailing from Oregon: Rogue, Pelican, Roots, Laurelwood, Hair of the Dog, Hopworks, etc.
Internationally my favorite beers are German and Belgian, but I brew my own most of the time.
As someone else said, this has nothing to do with beer. It’s just a Steampunk case mod. Undoubtedly it’s a cooling system.
Just research Steampunk on the net and it will become painfully obvious.
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but.. THAT MAY NOT BE MOD!
see this bottle with “petrygo”? it’s from Poland.
it’s fluid for car’s radiators.
I do not think, that russian modder uses polish products…
Cool stuff!
I’ve seen a small brewery from a local bar that is the size of a closet with matching pipes and valves. But I never did know that it can be made smaller the size of the computer. And the good thing is it is really recycled from a used PC. Truly, many have supported the campaign for “green computing”.
Hey, whatever it is and whatever it does besides make us wonder about that–GOOD JOB. “Waste not–want not.”
It shows signs of really good Redneck Engineering. Makes me very glad we didn’t get around to throwing stuff at each-other. Best regards.
Red Stripe, mon. Curiously refreshing at room temperature, in a place where refrigerators were not common when it came to be.
When I learned to drink what the people who LIVE there are drinking, wherever I was, I found there is no better way to appreciate beer (or other drinks). There is nothing quite as good as the local brew–usually. When they add stuff to it so it travels better, it just isn’t the same. If there is anything finer than Guinness *IN* England or Ireland, God kept it for Himself. But, although Gibraltar is techincally part of the UK, Guinness in Gibraltar is NASTY. I got nothing but a persistent bad taste and a headache, as if I’d skipped the buzz & gone directly to the morning-after.
Red Stripe in the Caribbean, at room temperature, was clearly brewed to be enjoyed that way. Best regards.
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This stuff is made by a Polish guy so this time it’s not “English Russia” but rather “English Poland”.
The Orlen’s logo (Polish petrochemical company) is clearly visible in the background.
Cool! I want this!
Russians rulezzz