Bears Come to Camp
So when you go camping in Russia beware bears please. They come usually at 3-30 AM.
And on the way back they can stop you and demand some fee to pass:
A few pieces of some junk food can do it:
(this second part was already here, year ago)
first part via kostyryam
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Sorry guys, I just hád to say I was
FIRST
Pretty fucked up seeing that happening to your camp.. I hope there was some civilisation nearby?
knowing russians, im surprised they havent shot the bears yet. that or they dont have any pieces withthem big enouhg for the job.
Do you still think Russia is land of bear?
I think that IGOR IS A BALDY FAG.
Pros want igor to fuck him in his ass.
please stop writing for tourists
how about englishrussia.com is for tourists and russianrussia.ru for Russians? Since locals almost don’t speak English this sounds like a good deal to me…
then it should be рашенраша.ра since they dont speak English!
It should not change. Everyone in the world has to know that IGOR IS THE BALDY FAG.
Everyone already knows you’re gay.
Everyone knows Pros is bear.
This is not a pipe, in your ass but base ball bat. ! ! ! !why you always strike like wild hog.
then it should be рашенраша.ра since they dont speak English
FIRST!!!!
fail
A fed bear is a dead bear! Bears that rely on handouts and from tourists eventually have to be put down.
ЯКШЫМАШЪ
I have my personal bear that rides with me in my nuclear waste truck all across Russia. He is my good friend and we is very close,
Show us some photos…
I can not afford one of those photo taking contraptions
I am so lonely. Sometimes Bear just doesn’t understand.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xzlO_V1jUIQ
In Russia we have saying. “Don’t feed bear. Don’t bread with bear.”
I can believe that Russians would need a saying to remember not to not have sex with the bears.
But bear is so cuddly and soft.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=y6K4UQ1mP8g
So, you have Robot Chicken in Russia… wow.
But dubbed? That’s such bullshit. I hate dubbed programs. I can understand it if it’s a show for little children, but goddamnit, adults know how to read, use subtitles for fucks sake!
It’s better dubbed - if i wanted to read i’d buy a book
Prevyed, medved!
Prevyed, krasovchegi!
We have bears all the time in California. It’s called a BEAR LOCKER
Photoshop!!
PREVED!!!
that could ruin your campping trip