Weird Lunchroom

This lunchroom stands near the city railway station in Tiraspol. At first sight it looks like an ordinary cafe for hungry passengers, but only for those who haven’t enter it. Bon appetit!


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Looks depressing. Oh.. and 1st
it’s a BYOL or bring your own lunch
Today’s menu.. almost empty glass of red wine..
That’s not a glass It’s a plastic cup. And it’s far too bright to be red wine.
Fucking idiot.
When driving Nuclear waste across the Russian Federation, I always stops at these places for a Vodka, or a sleep. But I usually only sleep once every 3 days. The pills, vodka, and toxic fuels keep me up and alert.
first!
first nah!
Fantastic!
Does it happen often that someone finds a human fingernail in whatever they are serving there?
No more than anywhere else.
Looks much like a McDonalds in Sydney, just a bit gloomier but just a lil bit
Igor likes eating Mc Donald’s. Mc Donalds in Siberia is on fold up tables on the side of the road.
When I went to sydney for a Nuclear waste convention I was suprsied not to see many Children with 3 ears and toes on there arm and more toxic waste trucks driving around with kangroos with 5 tails. Your children in Sydney are not recivies the correct amount of Nuclear in there Diets.
Russian MacDonald’s use nuclear waste in there food for children’s healthy green glow.
Haha…very minimalist. Too bad we can’t read the menu.
I guess that is not a Menu. Seems that the first word is “Пожалуйста” (please). I can’t decipher the rest.
Maybe it just says “Please do not pee in the corner”.
Heh. Something tells me it is a converted public restroom.
“Please do not pee in the corner”
Close enough. It seems to me that the first sentence is “Please maintain order”.
Minimum Security dining…
http://www.minimumsecurity.net/toons2006/6154.jpg
The evil Moldovan government has mobilised their police and military to steal all of the ‘Sheriff’ wine. But don’t worry, Russia will fight off the oppressors.
It says
“Zakusochnaya”
on the sign!
Hooray for me and my ability to read cyrillic!
Unfortunately, i have no idea what it means!
I think it would translate to “snack bar”.
LOL That has to be a fake
Sure!!!
Of course it is fake!
It is fabricated by CIA led Nazis in order to humiliate Russian people and Mother Russia!
For real?
Last!!!!!
Lick my anal texas1
I don’t see anything out of the ordinary. Just an average Russian board meeting room. I bet Putin’s looks quite similar [maybe with a little fluffy rug added and a typewriter].
You assholes, haven`t you learned geography at school?
Tiraspol has nothing to do with Russia. It’s in Moldova — a tiny republic situated between Ukrain and Romania
Aa-a-h!

That’s why the sign on the wall is in Russian! So that Moldovans understand it better!
Actually you are rather wrong, my friend! Tiraspol ( RUS or ENG
) is the capital and administrative centre
or Russian separatist founded, Pro-Moscow, Russia backed quasi-country called Transnistria run by junta lead by banana-president named (SURPRISE!) Igor Smirnov. This joke of a country is famous for hosting several would-be war criminals, like certain former Riga OMON (police specnaz) officer accused of murder of civilians in Baltic countries in 1991, and others…
If you really want to know where is the asshole of the World - this place is one of the candidates!
Orknexus is a baldy jewish fag !
This is not a lunch stand, this is a blowjob room.
Its photo shoped isnt it, Pros?. U love fotoshop, just like you photo shopped a dick on you when you sent me those pictures
Ser väl rätt Ok ut tycker jag, jämfört med vad man hittar härikring, photoshopped or not… XD