Minus Sixty Seven
These days when it’s +90 F outside people in Russia, it’s hard to believe that sometimes it’s -67 F (-55 C is roughly -67 F)….
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Nice Pictures by the way, -55c wrap up good!
But IGOR IS STILL A BALDY FAG.
Pros is a closet homosexual and this is his way of expressing it.
just joke about Siberia:
Ivan live in Novosibirsk
Tom, Ivan’s US friend, is phoneing him:
Tom: hello
Ivan: zdrawstvujte
T: i’ve heard that you have a temperature -55C
I: it’s not true, there is about -20C (-1F)
T: are you sure, i just heard it from tv
I: it’s only imperialist propaganda
T: realy ? It’s from CNN news
I: Oh, just maybe they think about temeperature outside of the building
Hmm… Hmm… Hmm…
Is anybody laughing yet?
Hmm…
Haha
Brilliant 
Haha I laughed anyway. -55C, amazing, it is hard to know what that would feel like.
When its -55* C its time to :
-drink vodka
-bake cookies and eat when still warm
-Listen to Gogol Bordello
-play hide sausage with special lady friend ( Ukranians play that game with sister of course )
-put Putin’s shirt back on and tell him to stopping kissing baby boys on the tummy until it gets warmer
No, it’s time to call IGOR a BALDY FAG.
No, its time for you to get the shit beat out of you, you fucking annoying pussy ass homo.
Only in Russia can white people live in such great extremes. Good on them. They are good people.
Actually, the really cold places are those where the BAD people were sent.
And the tribes living there are officially not considered to be russians [even though 'russian' is not a tribe or etnic group: the russian is the end result of a meltingpot of many tribes]
MaxD,
You comments tend to be quite informative, but for some reason they always end up quite negative and pessimistic. And I really want to understand why? Is it because you are a pessimist by nature? Is it because you are going through depression, or having some domestic problems?
Perhaps if you told us all you problem, we could understand you better, or even could help in some way. What’s the matter, buddy? Life is so wonderful. Why can’t you enjoy it while its still here? Come on, don’t be shy, tell me your problem - I won’t judge. If that is too difficult for you, I know a wonderful doctor who has helped many people going through similar problems. Come on MaxD, open up. I just want to help
Wait a minute.i wiping out my tears.you are wonderful guy.you catch up my damn problem.i am thinking from long time ago no one loves me.i am alone at the age of 67.my buddies are died.i live in cave like room outside the city.please send me some mony.i be thankful to you.
Now doesn’t that make you feel better?
Look at the grammar. That’s zafarad.
zafarad.
[sigh...]
Can you please use capital letters at the beginning of each sentence and use comma’s and spaces where applicable ?
PS - it nice to see that we are though the first self-denial stage. How about trying to be more positive from now on? If you do well, you will be cured
Wow, I never knew it got that cold in Russia.
Sure does, I was in Siberia 2 years ago during -46C. This was 2 days after leaving Australian summer at +42C. Talk about shock to the system…
But how long we enjoy these shocks?global warming is destroying natural balance of diversity.
It is not that uncommon in Russia. In Verkhoyansk, in north-east Siberia, _average_ January temperature is -50 C, and the lowest recorded was -70 C.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verkhoyansk
пиздец там калатун,я хуею.
Where is this? Don’t think it can get that cold in the European part. Even Murmansk has never experienced such extremes..
Murmansk has pretty mild climate, considering how far north it
is located. Actually, during the winter, it is warmer than Moscow. Water in Murmansk’s port never freezes, thanks to unusually warm currents. The same is true for almost the whole Scandinavian coast (example: Tromso in Norway).
I thought the warm water in Murmansk was due to the old nuclear subs and dismantled reactors being dumped in the ocean…
I’ve heard an other joke about Russian winter:
After WW2 the borders of the USSR had changed. But a village, what’s more, a house happened to be cut by the new border. Therefore the owner of the house was asked whether he wanted to live in Poland or in the USSR. The guy had choosen Poland. When he was asked why he had refused to live in the amazing socialism, in the amazing Soviet Union, the guy just answered: “I can’t stand those Russian winters.”
Interesting, this is the lowest limit that most electronic parts could handle under the “extended” range (for higher-quality outdoor devices), so consumer electronics would already malfunction. If I’m not mistaken MIL-SPEC is rated at -65C.
It is LUK-Oil Company building on the 1-st picture.
And it is Kogalym town.
Ill be cheering the for the Saints, but I think the Colts will take it.