More Russian Toys

quite weird sleigh for his kid 1

We’ve seen sometime ago the dolls that were being imported for Russian kids, and now somebody sent us a sleigh he bought for his kid. This time it’s even not a Chinese, but a German product. But I wonder if they sell them to any other countries except Russia, or would it be more correct to ask if parents in some other country buy this?

And would you buy such sleigh for your kids?





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    65 Responses to “More Russian Toys”

    1. Mihai says:

      It’s good for parents and their kids.

    2. Yasha says:

      Maybe it was designed for mothers too :D

    3. adios says:

      дикий toy

    4. Ali says:

      Awesome, I want one…

    5. I remember seeing them a lot when I was younger … I don’t know if they’re still sold here but I also think the handle is a little bit TOO big…

    6. psy says:

      ROFL
      it’s Sybian , beta

    7. Delicious says:

      She’s sitting on it the wrong way.

    8. DB says:

      I wouldn’t say that she has bad/ignorant parents based off that sled, I’d say that she has bad parents becasue they let their kid eat dirt! I mean if you’re taking a picture you should at least wipe it off…

      • BioHazard says:

        That’s jelly, you idiot. You obviously don’t have children. If you waited for them to be spotless before snapping a photo, you’d have three pictures of their entire life.

        • mom of 3 says:

          Ya, God forbid that someone spend 5 seconds on their kid to actually make them presentable. If you have kids, you should try it, they actually look cute under all that crud that some parents are simply too lazy to wipe off from time to time for the sake of ‘oh they will just get dirty again’.

          • anon says:

            lol kids got a dirty face because its been eating jelly, who cares? if you spent more time looking after your own kids and less time telling others how to look after their kids maybe we could live in a better world. What I’m saying is why are you wasting your time arguing in the comment section of a website displaying a photo of a child playing with a sex toy when you could be looking after your own kids?

    9. thehighepopt says:

      Looks like the adult toy business never took off and they recycled their design.

    10. matt says:

      HEY THAT TOY LOOKS LIKE A DILDO!

    11. gg says:

      What ever it is, she has been sucking on it. Bitches learn to suck the minute they start smiling.

    12. Lenin says:

      In Soviet Russia, dildo rides you!!!!!!!!

    13. Why do you think women like to ride horses?

    14. Sebastian says:

      Ya know it also takes a dirty mind to see something bad in that seld. I had exactly the same thing like 25 years ago, exactly the same sled, and it was great fun. The long handle allows you to steer it and made it easy to carry it up the hill again. Anyway it’s from the 70’s and hasn’t changed a bit, so get your minds out of the gutter and try it before you know it ;p

    15. VB says:

      A little too large for my liking

    16. (required) says:

      I’m only replying because KGB was my captcha.

    17. Marky says:

      She’s obviously happy with her new sled. The smile on her face says she so.

      I’ve seen them for sale in other countries, or something very close. Great for control on icey hills :-)

    18. You people who think that is filthy are projecting the vile contents of your mind onto that innocent plastic toy. Only a sick pervert could see something filthy in a bright, plastic toy with a large, bulbous appendage. Just because one grasps the meaty stick between their thighs to steer this wholesome sled is no reason to impugn its integrity. I remember endless fun on this creation as I rode it at high speeds as I sat astride it in assless chaps felt my my naughty bits tingle as they slapped against it. Quite frankly, if you have never felt the smooth touch of this throbbing plastic prong pushing against your pulsing rectum, you are probably a latent homosexual. Grow up.

    19. Knuckles10 says:

      I dont think I would ride this. Many times when I crash a toboggan, the toboggan stops and I keep going forward. Im a guy and I dont think I would want this between my legs when that happens.

    20. ben says:

      WHo would screw the same toy their kid plays on?

    21. jokez says:

      “Comment by matt
      2007-08-08 11:33:44
      HEY THAT TOY LOOKS LIKE A DILDO!”

      Holy shit Matt, you’ve got a firm grip on the obvious. Comgratulations you fucking tool.

    22. Pefect example of a multi-use product. When the child gets too big to use it as a sled, she (or he!) can use it as something else!

      Genius!

    23. pg says:

      gg- what kind of asshole are you anyway?! Crawl back to the cave you came from!

    24. sunofabeach says:

      after all, isn’it what they call a joystick? :D

    25. daSSad says:

      its a cool tooy for his mom

    26. Dirrek says:

      Lada te koop. 40.000 km., altijd binnen gestaan.

    27. mumu says:

      Ooooh, what a filthy child!!!!

    28. kw says:

      I would not buy one for my kids,
      On account of peoples minds.

    29. fletch says:

      child looks like madeline mccan tbh

    30. muckfucks says:

      You know.. i see nothing wrong with that sled. you guys are a bunch of perverted chavs.And i have 2 kids.. kids dont stay clean for very long. So lay off, you sodding twunts, and get your minds out of the gutter.

    31. spack says:

      We had these. . .they were called mini-bob’s. They were slightly different, but the same idea

    32. gfhgfh says:

      Я вас сука на части порву

    33. Rikrok says:

      You’re not wrong there mate! I know some girls who’d kill for that, the dirty slappers.

    34. NONAME says:

      You fucking nublets get real ffs who ever came up with the idea to come up with that design is for surely fucked up in the head and for all those parents that just replied that sled looks ok for me your and imbecile and you dont even deserve to have a child personally i find it pretty much offensive to be bought get real its a fukin COCK maybe if i type it in large letters you will understand and for whoever took the pictures congrats you fucking cocksucker you just put your kid on a moving sled which has a COCK on it in the web how do you feel about it?> only perverted parents would buy that for their own personal fantasies and dont get to bored to wipe the poor kids face its enough that its been humiliated by that picture on the entire net

    35. NONAMEISAFAG says:

      Fuck up NONAME you shit-eating fuckstain

    36. darren says:

      It’ cool!!!!HHHHHH

    37. Jeff T says:

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

      It’s not just that it’s a giant-sized cock, it’s got the balls to prove it! Whoever designed that thing should have been fired.

    38. kevin says:

      It seems that is a cool design of adult toy!

    39. Andrew says:

      We actually have one of these too! My husband’s parents bought it at a garage sale. It really is called the mini bob. Ours has the patent number molded into the side. It was patented in Germany.

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    42. steve! says:

      lol i love those types of Russiajokes lol

    43. M.M says:

      Fucking pedophiles

    44. hell says:

      this is what miss india was looking for!

    45. saitamaru says:

      oh,that is too large for her today!

    46. driver40 says:

      That reminds me, drink lots of water, lauraw. ,

    47. Daddy64 says:

      There are different options for home treatment systems. ,

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