Russian Scary Books for Naughty Kids
In early 90s you could buy special children books for misbehaving kids in Russia.
This is an example of such a book. Kid, who is reading this book, is being promised many scary things to encounter if he doesn’t obey to mother or father. Here are some translations:
“You’ll fall deep inside a hole
if you don’t obey to your mom”
“If you plan not to listen to father
wild black cats would scratch your brother”
“If you decide not to clean you teeth
then prepare to meet a wild beast!”
“You haven’t cleaned up your room?
Then to ugly monks would come to you soon”
“If you cry each time you eager
Prepare to melt from the tears like piece of sugar”
“If you play during your meal each time
then you should know that spider would come”
“If you are greedy as old and don’t share balls
probably you would be eaten by wolves”
“You like to fight with your fellow-friends?
Then you’ll be bitten by different snakes!”
There were 200,000 copies sold, I don’t know if this a lot and don’t know if the books got the effect on naughty Russian kids of early 90s…
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I need a big cock!
Just die will you? Just PLEASE DIE!
Estonia for estonians!
yeah yeah yeah… Go suck American dick, bitch! Spread your legs wide and let the USA fuck you, fucking moronic miserably slutty country!
When i was little, my dad told me ATMs worked by having little monkeys inside them. I believed that for years. Now that I work at a bank, I wish it were true!
when i was little someone told me that gasoline that goes in cars is actually water that fills up car tires, allowing the car to run.
“If you are greedy as old and don’t share balls
probably you would be eaten by wolves”
…. uhhh. . . . OK, I’ll share my balls.
Your translation bro suck,
This book is not that scare or disgusting as you want it to be. You should translate it properly. Retard.
Hа уроке зоологии Марья Ивановна спрашивает:
- Дети! Что можнополучить от курицы?
- Мясо, можно получить!
- Молодец! :-.
Петя тоже тянет руку.
- Hу Петинька?
- Яички!
- Молодец Петенька. Hу а еще что? - спрашивает учительница. Класс молчит.
- Hу Вовочка, а ты что скажешь?
- Hезнаю.
- Hу на чем ты спишь?
- Hа лавочке.
- А под голову, что ложешь?
- Валенок.
- Hу а папа твой начом спит? :-
- Hа полу.
- А под головой у него что?
- Второй валенок!
- Hу а дедушка на чем спит?
- Hа печке!
- А под головой у него?..
- Подушка!
- Hу что можно получить, если у дедушки подушку разрезать?
- Пи@@юлей, от дедушки, можно получить!!!
slava? ADAPT. Or drown. Thats what happened to the neanderthals…
did they drown?
i dont understand this joke, some one please explain:
Странного иракца, бредущего по пустыне в белой форме незнакомого образца, они заметили сразу. Весь взвод, укрывшись за “Хаммерами”, долго рассматривал его в бинокли,пытаясь обнаружить оружие, но тщетно. Похоже, сошедший с ума от ужаса, он брел, сам не зная куда. Из сострадания к несчатсному, решено было отвезти его в госпиталь. Разведчики быстро догнали одинокого иракца и окружили, разглядывая старомодную выцветшую форму и совершенно нелепую на их американский взгляд фуражку… Позднее единственный разведчик, выбравшийся живым из этой ужасной бойни, рассказал, что иракский смертник, перебивший весь авангард американской дивизии, повторял перед боем странную боевую мантру: - Zdravstvujte, lubjeznaya moja Katerina Matveevna…
Sveta, meet the heritage of the best soviet films.
Just I can’t explain the meaning of “pepelatz” and why it is so important to rotate “zapa”…
sveta (aka slava; checked your IP) I have to say this one more time: ADAPT. Or drown. Thats what happened to the neanderthals…
whats your problem? i was just asking a question, not directed at you, btw. if the world adapts to your level of intelligence, well then we are all fucked, goodby.
for right understanding of this joke you must see a film White Sun of Desert (Белое солнце пустыни), famous and well-known film in Russia.:)))))))
very funny joke!!!!^))))
Кажется я начал понимать что такое виртуальное общение.
Знакомых море, а трахаться не с кем.
Tha boy in the second picture seems overly excited at the sight of wild beast.
Why did my comment disappear!??
It’s as if someone [cough]administrator[/cough] is censoring them.
Ding Dong!!! You’ve just realised that?
Americans, you have no any culture at all, your cinema is shit. your HollyWood isn’t able to made a film that bring even a part of human valuables, fuck off with your $$$$$.
Americans, you have no any culture at all, your cinema is shit. your HollyWood isn’t able to made a film that bring even a part of human valuables, fuck off with your $$$$$.
Americans, you have no any culture at all, your cinema is shit. your HollyWood isn’t able to made a film that bring even a part of human valuables, fuck off with your $$$$$.
you still like eating our wheat though, don’t you
Mr. Translator, you have bad Russian and bad sense of humour.
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Great translation!
it is much like Struwelpeter…
Good method to educate young society. hahah