Imposter. Note to everyone: If you see something …

Comment posted Prehistoric Horror in the Pond 2.0 by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Imposter.

Note to everyone: If you see something as stupid and intellectually stunted as “First” with my name on it, then you know it is not really me.

Yours in successful identity protection,
M. Ahmadinejad

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    My friends,

    This is a test.

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