2 Drunk Sober Ivan

Drunk Sober Ivan

Posted on August 8, 2012 by

Some say that this was the only drunk athlete on the Olympic Games 2012 and that he was from Russia and bla bla bla. And they posted this funny video you can see below. No doubts he is drunk. Or not? Wait, he even’t can’t change his close by himself!

Just watch the video!

And his jump again:

Yeah, there should be no doubt that he is drunk! People drink all the time you know, how a sober one can behave like that! He might be nuts or what.

But then a sudden moment of truth emerges. What if I tell you that this guy has won an Olympic gold metal minutes after his first “drunk jump”? And he made it with a stunning 5 cm (2 inches) difference to his closes counterparts, including a renowned American jumper who couldn’t even take his -5 cm height. Also there were three other athletes at -9 cm winning 3 bronze medals, which means that nobody on the Earth can’t even come close to the record high result of a drunk Russian jumper. Or not drunk.

And yes his name is Ivan. Way to go, Ivan.

Shortly after the victory many reporters got him surrounded and were asking different sport and not sport related questions. Ivan was short in his answers and proved that his originality spreads far beyond the videos we’ve just seen. Some of the questions and answers:

Reporter: So, are you saying that you are not interested in sports at all?

Ivan: No I am not interested in sports at all. I just like jumping.

Reporter: So you never log in to Internet to see how is your favorite soccer team is doing etc?

Ivan: I even don’t know the rules.

Reporter: Then what are you into?

Ivan: I used to like World of Warcraft a lot. Five years in a row was playing it all the time. Didn’t sleep at nights, was going to the raids etc. Was stopping only to go to train.

Wait to go, Ivan.

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2 Responses to “Drunk Sober Ivan”

  1. Kent_Diego says:

    Too sad. He should have practiced drunk.

  2. Foq says:

    engrish fail

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