Meet the most famous freak In Arkhangelsk. Andrey Khristoforov, most known as Drevarkh Prosvetlyonny (Enlightened) realized at the age of 40 that he’s … a tree… His auctions in protection of forests are louder than any others.
He goes nude to any state institutions, climbs New Year’s trees, drives along the city by a Drevarkh car with a flasher on his head and leaves a sticker with an image of a tree on doors of all organizatons he sees. He also likes to change his names.
Recently he was arrested on Red Square, being in his usual outfit – tatters. And at that time he didn’t call himself Vladimir Putin yet. It was widely reported that Dmitry Medvedev was taken to a mental hospital…
“Dmitry Anatolyevich Medvedev”
Each time he gets a sign from heaven and changes his name to fulfill some mission.
List of passports he has been issued to.
Change of name certificate. Dmitry A. Medvedev
Drevarkh has already changed 23 passports, and even more names. He has a right to change his name once in 10 days, passport – once a month only.
He’s been Mikhail Lomonosov, August Letnievich, October Autumn, March Spring, had names of city governors, politicians and other well-known people.
His children have unusual names too: son – Posad Vselenovich (Universe) Drevarkh Prosvetlenny (Enlightened), daughter – Posada. Wife Alla is often called at home Vsenezhna Vselenovna (All-Tender Universe).
In the evening during the concert of Nino Katamadze Drevarkh is going to climb the stage nude and surprise the Georgian star with an image of a heart on his stomach symbolizing friendship between Russia and Georgia.
Four tree tattoos on his head mean Universe harmony. The tree on the back of his head has the fourth eye what lets Drevarkh see things happening behind his back.
Drevarch (Drevesny (Tree) Archangel) is usually nude at home to be closer to nature. Though he has many weird outfits.
Three fingers he shows mean three values of a human life: “build a house”, “grow a child”, “plant a tree”.
His children have unusual names too: son – Posad Vselenovich (Universe) Drevarkh Prosvetlenny (Enlightened), daughter – Posada. Wife Alla is путедн called Vsenezhna Vselenovna (All-Tender Universe).
Drevarch has been to mental hospitals many times but has never been diagnosed. All doctors write: “he can make important decisions and participate in social life”.
Drevarkh has come to a bank. It turns out that being a freak is even useful! No staying in lines! He even managed to turn some babushka out of the bank office. Drevarkh told visitors about the universe love and trees. Guards did not want to communicate somehow with him. He left stickers in the bank too.
He even left his stickers on bank notes and the cellphone of this poor guy.
He claims he lives on donations from different countries, city and regional budgets. But it’s kind of doubtful…
Recently Drevarkh has become a leader of the Party of Love. That’s their meeting on the railway bridge. The shortest one. “I am glad to declare the party of love congress open! I am glad to declare the party of love congress close!”
Soon the party of love will arrange a rehearsal of V.V. Putin inauguration. You know who will be the main person.