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11 Posh Dying In Novosibirsk

Posh Dying In Novosibirsk

Posted on November 19, 2011 by


‘Crematorium of Novosibirsk’.

This crematorium of Novosibirsk will exceed all your expectations!

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11 Responses to “Posh Dying In Novosibirsk”

  1. Hirsh says:

    I really wanted to like this place but in the end it’s too umm… usual to put it politely.

  2. BlowME says:

    I’d like to be cremated when I die, don’t really like the thought of rotting underground after death…

  3. DouglasU says:

    dreadful ugly place.

  4. Tovarich Volk says:

    Look! It’s a Disco/Petting Zoo/Playground/Theme Park/Mortuary/Crematorium. Sadly it’s not tacky enough, so here’s some suggestions for rectifying this grievous oversight:

    Improvements Needed:
    All employees need to be dressed in Black/Purple Crushed Velvet trimmed with Faux Leopard Skin.
    All Employees required to wear Black Eyeliner.
    Female Employees required to wear black lipstick.
    McPelmeny stand must be added.
    500,000 watt PA system banging out Bauhaus/Radio Werewolf/Eva O/Wumpskut and so forth is missing, this must be rectified!!!!
    Crematoria machine should incorporate flamethrower to indicate usage.

    Also, why what’s the point of embalming when cremating?

    • geoff says:

      Tovarich Interesting suggestions ! Embalming would be to preserve for a few days of viewing before the flamethrower comes out.

      Remember to post a link to pics of your new bike when its done.

  5. britzman says:

    nothing says posh like a place with the word “hobo” in it. tacky tacky tacky.

  6. burak_ck says:

    cremating sounds too sexy,better then rotting,,ı would like to be cremated also…

  7. Ham are sick, Al says:

    The bulk of their business is pre-need. People buy cemetery arrangements long before it is needed. OMT… The picture in the background in this photo…
    http://media.englishrussia.com/112011/novosibirskcrematorium
    /novosibirskcrematoriumphotos-9.jpg
    is very inappropriate for this type of business.

  8. Matlok says:

    Style points from the “Rocky Horror Picture Show”? Kinda funky but an interesting concept.

  9. Stephen says:

    On the 1st August 2008 Our Son Jason was cremated in this crematorium and I have to say as hard as it was this was the nicest funeral I have ever attended and the way we were treated was truly amazing

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