That’s what happens when someone accidentally sees a Hollywood star on the streets of Moscow…
They say that Jason came to Moscow to attend the premiere of “Killer Elite”.
“Who are you trying to look like?”
“Doctor! Just between ourselves: the city is occupied by Stathams!!!”
“I witnessed Statham’s presence on the territory of Russia!!!”
“You’re dead, man.”
“Wanna bullet in your head?”
“Any seeds?” – “No…”
“No… only chips.”
“Damn it, Statham! Is that you?”
“Jus, you are really much alike with Statham”
Location: Moscow
This has to be the worst post I have ever seen on ER
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS POST????
Chal gandoo.
Please don’t pollute ER with these random junk photoshops that only /b/tards understand…
oh keanu <3 …that's all I have to say, thx