63 Banner-Bearers Against Gays

Banner-Bearers Against Gays

Posted on May 31, 2011 by team

The Union of Orthodox Banner-Bearers is the organization operating on the territory of Russia since 1992. It aims to strengthen and spread the Orthodox faith, restore the absolute monarchy and revive Russian national consciousness and imperial patriotism throughout the country.

The members of this organization often hold rallies. This time, they gathered in one of their favorite forest spots to perform the ceremony of symbolic execution of… gays. Details after the jump.

On the 30th of May they assembled to perform the so-called action of Sacred Inquisition.

One of the members bought a super-gay magazine in one of the local stores.

The personal artist of the Union made black hoods for the other members.


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63 Responses to “Banner-Bearers Against Gays”

  1. Maraudon says:

    I love theese guys!

  2. D says:

    this would be funny if they weren’t the Russian equivalent of the Klan.

  3. Kawaiied Delirium says:

    OMG, that’s not banner bearers, that’s some funny cosplay of them.

  4. stan says:

    hey, yes, kill ‘em all.

  5. Zorik says:

    Theese “russian red-necks” are so gay.

  6. Zgembo says:

    Are those chetniks? Those unholy homophobic pilgrims are long way from home. BTW, they look like gay Bear community members themselves.

  7. DouglasUrantia says:

    they are the Russian KKK

  8. d says:

    Yeah, cause gays are the biggest problem (Western) Europe has… there’s not a thousand different problems that actually are problems…

  9. Richard W. says:

    Kind of corney, but I agree with their outcome of gays. Too many just ignore gays, time to stop their advances.

  10. perristalsis says:

    The chapter in the States is called “Westboro Baptist Chuch”, but thugs don’t really need a name, we know them just by looking at them.

  11. Trackball says:


  12. Don says:

    ROFL I may only imagine what seller thought when one of those bogans bought gay magazines.

    • OLUT says:

      “I’m not gay! I’m only buying this so I can shoot my long weapon into the photos of their junk!”

      “Suuuuuure, I totally believe you, customer in leatherman outfit.”

  13. hahahaha says:

    they seems pretty gay to me ahahhahhaha !!!

  14. just bang them says:

    Very good people and very good Russia for not adopting another depraved American life-style. We in the west are sooo indoctrinated and lost with these perverts & satanic ass-licking sexuals.

    Just for the record: nobody is “phobe” or afraid of anything here, if we where we wouldn´t confront the sexuals when they tries to impose their disgusting private matters in public.

  15. testicules says:

    I don’t know which ones I like better. The Femen or the Banner hoods. tough choice. The femen have less body hair. Those hoods are pretty snappy though

    • opticalsound says:

      Why don’t you try and contact Archy and get him to come back. Some of us miss his wit and wisdom.

      • Archy Bunka says:

        A. Bunka here. I am honored tu Opticalsound. By the way, I’ll take an old tube Mac, if you please…
        I left because my posts were removed. I asked the admin about it, he said “S#@$ happens.”
        SO, if I can’t comment here without my posts being removed, why should I? I didn’t break any rules, but I guess my posts were too long.

  16. CZenda says:

    Bring out the Gimp!

  17. Cindy says:

    Seems like a lot of work-sewing “special” hoods and such- to tear up a magazine in someone’s backyard. And isn’t sewing kind of gay, anyway?

  18. Cindy says:

    And when they bought the magazine their money went to the publisher of gay magazines!

  19. Vasiliy says:


  20. Shane says:

    Let’s see, they like to dress up, they like to spend their time with other men, they spend a lot of their time with gay porn. My best guess is that they just need to accept themselves as the gay men they obviously are.

  21. Jesus Christ says:

    1. It’s a sausage fest.
    2. They hang out and look at gay magazines, “pretending” to hate them. Normal heterosexuals don’t buy gay magazines and repeatedly stab them, because that would be very gay and disturbing as well.
    3. Those hoods are gay.
    4. Studies have shown that those who rant and rave about gays the most, are secretly gay themselves.
    5. These guys look like they could get parts in the Russian make of “Deliverance”, if such a thing existed.
    6. Their weapons are gay.
    7. They are all gay.

  22. opticalsound says:

    Wha? What’s up with the dog and cat??!

  23. Yojimbo says:

    Hatred is a reflection of your own self loathing. FACT

  24. OLUT says:

    What a sausage fest. They buy gay pr0n, and aim the “shaft” of their “weapon” at the pr0n, shooting it in the junk? They would also look totally in-place at one of those leathermen bars. Denial, much?

    I think these guys have probably never even spoken to a woman, much less dated one. If they really wanted to show heterosexuality in action, they’d be out on dates. With Women. Not playing Robin Hood with their merry men!

  25. sissy says:

    men with spears aiming at naked men… Freudian slip

  26. Elsa says:

    Jesus wept.

    To be less serious, they certainly can’t aim worth damn, plus hahahahahaha they just financed the gay media by buying that porn.

  27. alessio says:

    men who wear those cone caps are no good, they remind me the ku klux klouwns

    And please don’t disgrace Jesus, He was against violence,
    How can they make pictures while stabbing with Jesus in the background?
    This is more embaracing that the gay parade itself
    Shame on You!

  28. EnglishBob says:

    Bunch of savages can’t even make a proper arrow. Amazing how bigoted organisations like this try to put out an air of pomp and privilege but when it comes down to it they’re just thugs who need to get a job/life/whatever.

  29. Vent says:

    where can I get one of those kick-ass t-shirts they are wearing?

  30. perristalsis says:

    They’re using the wrong weapons, everyone knows you can only kill gays by a brain shot with a silver bullet.;-)

  31. CMLion says:

    They look like a bunch of Leather-strutting Folsom wannabes.

    I love these Christianazis and their interpretation of the Bible where Jesus wants you to be rich and to kill the gays–because THAT’S what his message was all about… sheesh…

  32. Jeff Pigden says:

    It’s just some pics!
    If they don’t like it, don’t look at it!
    Stop pushing your view of reality on others, you are just as warped as everyone else!

  33. MJ6 says:

    Should I run the Kaos program MJ12?

  34. SSSR says:

    Who here likes Queen or Judas Priest?

  35. SSSR says:

    Wow,this site is perfect now.Sometimes it payes off to complain about something!

  36. OLUT says:

    So, these guys hate gays because the Bible says it’s wrong. But the Bible also says getting a tattoo; and eating shellfish are wrong. If I visit here next week, will there be a post where they shoot arrows at photos of families in seafood restaurants? And in two weeks, will these guys shoot arrows at sailors, Hells Angels, and hot Gothic babes?

  37. steve says:

    What the hell English Russia! A femen post with barely any nipples gets black boxed to hell. Can I at least get a little black box on transsexuals from now on?

  38. Wart says:

    This may look weird, bizarre, bigoted and gay bashing for some, but let’s not forget that parodies,ridiculing and insulting mainstream cultures and religions (similar as pictures above), are quite common on gay parades and rallies by some groups in regions where they have upper hand (like San Francisco).This is considered normal and funny when gays are doing it. When someone else is ridiculing and humiliating gays, then all are psychoanalizing them. If gay hater is closeted gay, then using similar logic, is hater of gay haters closeted gay haters? Is a hater of extremists closeted extremist.If guys from pictures are actually gays, then they are internal problem of gay community, not straight people.

  39. Archy Bunka says:

    A. Bunka. With out me here there is no one to tell you that you are wrong. My friend, your history is so off mark, I am afraid my explanation will be too long and it won’t get posted, sorry.

  40. Krailj says:

    their anti-gay ceremony was rather gay.

  41. gen. Kharkov says:

    Those kolkhozniks are really weird.

  42. Alan says:

    Naked transvestite? What?

  43. NeuroManson says:

    So Russia has rednecks too!

  44. Mizz... (A) says:

    Off Topic, is it only me? But i find the carma system with hiding comments by woting down very annoyng… I wisch to see what people actually where writing before i can judge.

  45. jake. says:

    I didn’t know sword-wielding nomad Santa was homophobic……..

  46. Maxim says:

    I can just see them buying it: “Hi, I need your gayest porn, I want to thrust my spear at pictures of naked men… eh, for … a protest … yes”

  47. alessio says:

    What they did, buying a gay magazine to stab it was embaracing.
    Maybe more embaracing than the gay parade itself wich is in my Christian eyes really emberacing
    I wounder wich one of them had the guts to go in a magazine shop with the outfit he was wearing to ask: “can I have gay porn please?” LOL

    Anyway I would like to have one of they’r T shirts they look awesome

  48. Anthony says:

    Banner Bearers = EVIL! Glad to see Russia is moving forward — into the MIDDLE AGES!

  49. shauno says:

    the USSR banned the blood and semen brigade btw.
    Ireland failed to crack down on hundreds of child sex abuse cases. How very civilised of them to allow gay men to defile children.

  50. XyuH says:

    Let me get this straight. These freaks actually went out and purchased the gay magazine for sole purpose of its desecration? Something doesnot add up here.

  51. Ded Pihto says:

    These kinda people are watching GAY porn for the *informational* purposes. Makes me sick.

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