There are quite a lot of pickup sites on the Russian Internet. One of them has a forum where aspiring conquerors of female hearts exhibit their photographs and their more experienced comrades discuss in detail their appearance and give them advice. So let’s look at some of them…
P.S. Girls, remember their faces. They roam the cities and hunt for your charms.
This guy is a bit of a coward in dealing with ladies. Here’s what he wrote about himself: “A couple of times I tried to make an acquaintance with girls but every time I lacked the courage. Once I decide to approach the girl, the heart starts beating wildly, I choke, hands get pale. Well, I cant’ withstand such a stress. Actually I’m quite sociable… The problem is I can’t make acquaintances.”
This guy got the following reply from “specialists”: “Lack of style. Clothes are tasteless. Go to the gym. Immediately!”
Modern frail teenagers persistently emphasize their feebleness with the help of homosexual jeans. That’s what this guy says about it: “I’m wearing tight jeans not because of the trend but only because I think they are more comfortable than the ordinary ones.”
Young Casanova asks: “What hairstyle can you advise me???? Plz)” Pickup artists’ answer is clear as usual: “Go to the stylist and decide together with him. None of us can help you here.”
“Guys, aloha I would like to hear your criticism of my appearance. I’m 15 years old, height – 183 cm, weight – 70 kg. ”
(For those who don’t know, “aloha” is a Hawaiian greeting).
This Lovelace is a bit of a coward as well: “I haven”t yet succeeded in making acquaintances. The main problem is terrible self-doubt. Seeing a girl I’m scared so much that usually pass her by. Even though I come to her, I start talking nonsense stumbling over every word… As usual, I make acquaintances in supermarkets, on the streets, occasionally in cafes.”
Girls, admit you’re melting under his look? No wonder, the years of training in front of a mirror.
This guy lives in Belgium. He says: “To be honest, such a style is ideal for making acquaintances. You stand out from a crowd, and it’s much easier for the girl to start a conversation with you. She can say: “You’re looking good” or “I like your tie”.
A 28-year-old man (yes, there are not only teenagers on that site) says that he has problems with his hairstyle. He gets an answer from a wormed into the camp of the enemy lady: “If I were you I would think about the hairstyle the least of all if I had THIS in my wardrobe! One should love and respect himself!”
“I’m 22 years old. I have recently returned from the army and now feel I am a real man (or is that my delusional hallucination?). I wish surrounding people to feel it too.”
Senior colleagues ask: “What’s the matter with your face?” The answer is: “I try to do something with my skin but nothing helps. As for the bristle, it results from recent drunken times))”
“Looking at me, girls always think I’m younger than my age. And only after talking to me, they realize that were mistaken about my age. I try to look older – I choose adult shoes, semi-classical style. I’m 17 years old. But girls give me 15. I’m 185 cm tall, and my physique is quite lean so I usually try to hide it under the clothes. “
“I started going to the gym. On some photos I’m unshaven, but actually I shave and moreover epilate the hair between eyebrows as well))))”
(Men, do not let your wives and daughters go alone to the shopping centers).