These dishes were cooked by some nice Russian girl who shared these pictures in cooks’ forum. No matter how hard she tried she couldn’t get any approval. So was it yummy or not!?
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OMG! Who is it?
Weary anaconda.
Embryos or maggots?
Bloody gruel – garnet bracelet.
Baked pudding with buckwheat and fish.
Twins-towers.
Fish?!!
Summer farewell!
And this is food for kids … rather inventive …
And it’s a kiwi cake!
Oswiecim.
Stuffed chicken legs – “surprise for supper”.
No comments really.
Cute omelette.
Raped and dismembered tomato. In pilau, probably.
“Country soup” – yeah, it’s hard in the country today.
Brothers octopuses.
Sashimi?!
Chicken in bikini.
Oswiecim, part 2.
Great masterpiece!
Feel hungry?
I threw up a bit… about eight times…
second
Oh my eyes !!
Someone give me acid !
Nobody is born a cook. At least, she tries.
Heck, when you suck so bad you better stop trying… I almost puke.
Old junk
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OMG!!!
I will give her credit for trying to be creative. But other than that I lost my appetite.
Did you swolow what you threw up in your mouth?
I threw up in my mouth. Is this for halloween?
I will not eat nothing today because of this my stomach is upset
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I think she needs to try a few more times until it all comes back to her. She needs to try her own dishes and maybe take a few classes.
I know I would try some of the dishes listed.
p.s. I know plenty of women that cant cook even if their lives depended on it.
I sure hope for her sake she’s unbelievable in bed.
@ six-string samurai, haha! yeah, that’s about the only way she’s gonna get a man.
nasty!
Without tasting, hard to say. Probably something is good there, I would try some for sure. THen again, I eat anything.
I’m about to puke…
meh looks pretty disgusting tbh – and I eat the most.
The last pix looks like the US dish called “beer butt chicken”. Just like it sounds, chicken baked on top of a can of beer. Steamed and flavored at the same time, it is VERY yummy and quite tender.
It’s so real, it almost moving.
I love it! This kind of creativity should be rewarded; give that girl a prize!
This is HILARIOUS!!!
The smiling omelette picture… the hotdogs are out of focus like they’re under water… did she DROWN the poor creature???
My advice for anyone who wants to lose weight for Summer bathing suit weather, just look at these photos before every meal. The pounds will fall right off!
nom nom nom.
Reminds me of a landlady I once had, who took perfectly good food, and made it disgusting.I gave up and ate at nearest restaurant.
Yum I’m glad i got a mom that can cook lmao
She might be just a bad photographer. Had she lowered the camera and used some creative lighting the results could be very different.
Oswiecim is Polish name of Auschwitz-Birkenau Nazi Dead Camp.
What does this have to strange person on toast?
not good for better health life
The first pic of the beef or w/e it is looked quite tasty, but the rest.. D:
НЯМОЧКА
BARF! Nobody taught me how to cook but god damn, my cooking looks like top chef quality compared to that. OY VEY!
f.. i cry
Not embryos or maggots: they’re shrimps, obviously. Never seen before?
Pics are definitely not the better way to judge food. I prefer to judge it by taste.
Jebus, that’s suppose to be edible?
Guys, this is all in so many delicious that I can not even convey how.
1 Image: “beating of beef” – it can not be good.
2. chicken – you know.
3,4,5 do not know.
6,7 – very tasty!
8 – lettuce, quenching thirst and hunger
Lol you can really SEE how the girl tried to be creative and inventive but damn if she doesn’t fall short of her aspirations every single time. Poor girl
presentation needs alot of work…
hi all,awesome post! waiting for more posts like this
It fails so badly, it wins. The Oswiecim reference takes the prize.
omg , it was all so bad , i cant imagine eating any of it willingly , not even to make her feel good , i would have been hiding it in my purse or hoping they had a dog .