Here are the legends that used to exist in the USSR...1. Metro. Doors are about to close. A civilized person - in a tie, indispensable detail - wants to get in, the doors are closing and his head is already in the subway car and stuck in the doors and the rest of the body is still on the platform. He looks sadly at those who are in and says in the fallen silence - "That's great! F*** underground!"
2. Kvass trailer tank. A kvass trailer tank turned over (usually in an accident) - and on its bottom were giant gentles (cestodes, another alternative - a corpse).