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Russian Black Patrol

Posted on April 4, 2010 by


Black Russian People Policemen 1

On April the First fool’s day the police of Russian city Krasnoyarsk decided to play a prank on the local drivers. They have got dark skinned guys dressed as road policemen to pull the cars off the road for paper checks.

In Russia you won’t usually see an African policemen, simply because the population of dark skinned people in Russia is much less than one percent. So it was really surprising for the most of the drivers.

Also, when such photos were posted by a Russian language blogger he was accused in racism. All because of the title he choose. It said: “And now we take bribes in bananas.”

Black Russian People Policemen 2

Black Russian People Policemen 3

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61 Responses to “Russian Black Patrol”

  1. misha says:

    rather funny

  2. r3loaded says:

    Awesome prank! Those drivers are prolly happy to meet an honest cop! :P

  3. Martin says:

    He should be accused of racism because that title *is* racist.

    • just some guy says:

      consider yourself lucky…

      • Leo Petr says:

        Bananas have as much to do with black people as _____ have to do with ethnically Russian people.

        a) turnips
        b) narwhal horn
        c) elk meat

        “Man, the Russians are coming. I bet they are going to eat all our turnips. Them Russians — they sure like turnips a lot.”

  4. Alex Z says:

    lol, less than 1 %.
    i guess in real it’s less than 0.00001%
    negros never been slaves in Russia and never took in Russia.

  5. Barry says:

    I’m not entirely sure what the prank is. Are black police officers funny? Actaully, I met my Russian friend in London one day, about a year ago. She saw a black policeman and was visibly shocked. Progress huh? She was from Moscow too, I would have thought their views would be a bit more… 20th century?

  6. Indy75 says:

    I guess real prank is honest policeman in Russia. That, is funny !

  7. brown says:

    “We now accept bribes in bananas” is a profoundly offensive racist statement.
    Which presumably is why this was the criticism levelled at it.

  8. Yevgeniy says:

    Everybody knows that black people are faster runners than white people. Everyone agrees. Everybody knows that black people have lower intelligence quotient than white people. If say that audibly hippies and reformers call you racist.

    • Macsen says:

      Studies of mitochondria DNA (which all humans have through their mother – it’s pass down the maternal linage), show that ALL homo sapience (Humans)share a common great, great, etc., grandmother, who lived about 150,000 years ago, when the human population was only a few thousand. She lived in central Africa. DNA from the “Y” chromosome, passed from father to son, shows a common great, great,etc., grandfather, who lived about 35,000 years ago, in Africa.
      Africa has the greatest diversity of genetics of humans on our planet. Pick any African born in 1 part of Africa, compare that person’s DNA with any person from Europe or Asia, and an African from a different part of Africa, and that DNA will be shown to be more closely related to the Europeans/Asians, than the other African.
      The “purer” the “race”, the greater occurrence of genetic defects. Racial “purity” is just another name for “inbred”. The greater the diversity, the better the viability of the DNA.
      Trofim Denisovich Lysenko sure destroyed the study of biology as a science in the Soviet Union, as comments like yours show.

    • harfang says:

      No, YOU think that, because you people haven’t yet learned what many Americans of all ethnicities learned in childhood: Just because you are unfamiliar with individuals of a particular ethnicity, does NOT mean that weird perceptions you pick up from a few people around the world make ANY sense at ALL.

  9. Nordic_warrior says:

    Awesome prank, nothing racist about it. Black people in russian police uniform is funny!

  10. Testicules says:

    I think this is a great idea. This is true progress. With the declining populations of Russia and the rest of Europe, I think encouraging immigration from Africa would be great.

  11. Vadim says:

    This is a pretty terrible prank. “Oh my god, a black person who’s a police officer. How could this happen in Russia?”

  12. DouglasUrantia says:

    Much funnier would have been a white Russian cop wearing a sign that read, “Honest Cop”. But that might have been too unbelieveable for most Russians to stomach.

    Black cop…..just plain weird. But then I don’t live in Russia.

  13. Steve123 says:

    10/10 I love russians haha

  14. LOL Funny all you western Europeans and yanks are offended… since Russia didn’t have anything to do with slave trade while most of you hillbillies are descendants of slave owners. Here is a banana for your thought.
    :D

    • Sacha says:

      All Russians [except for a small elite] were slaves / serfs themselves until 1863. Then, in 1918, again. It just had a different name then. Russians were never free.

    • Schultenbrau says:

      and now we work for them to pay their unemployment benefits.
      So now we have black masters and white slaves.

  15. wing says:

    Haha, it’s funny. However, there are way too many liberal pussies here :[

    • Ivana Benderova says:

      Hey “Wing-nut” Exactly what does being a racist have to do with liberalism? Hurry now… the internet cafe next door to your trailer is closing soon, and I can hear your toothless mommie callin’ ya home! LOL!!!

      • wing says:

        I can tell you, Ivana Benderova-nut. Liberal pussies are not funny people, you are boring. Every time someone makes a joke, you desperately start to look for political incorrectness. It’s so lame, sorry.

  16. Satan says:

    All because of the title he choose. It said: “And now we take bribes in bananas.” – Totally racist, anyone who says otherwise is either a racist or a “I have lots of black friends” racist.

  17. Sacha says:

    Me, too. The low class of these jokes is stunning – stemming from medieval times. There are also nightclubs in Moscow with black guys dressed up as slaves, complete with chains etc, to serve the wealthy customers.
    They love it !!! They can shout and curse at the ‘slaves’, and feel like kings. Take all their business associates there, and are surprised when non-Russians feel embarrassed.
    No class, no education, no moral standards. Russia in a nutshell.

  18. Sacha says:

    Me, too. The low class of these jokes is stunning – stemming from medieval times.

  19. Sacha says:

    Me too. The idiocy is stunning.

  20. Sacha says:

    There are also nightclubs in Moscow with black guys dressed up as slaves, complete with chains etc, to serve the wealthy customers.
    They love it !!! They can shout and curse at the ’slaves’, and feel like kings. Take all their business associates there, and are surprised when non-Russians feel embarrassed.
    No class, no education, no moral standards. Russia in a nutshell.

  21. Sacha says:

    There are also nightclubs in Moscow with black guys dressed up as slaves, complete with chains etc, to serve the wealthy customers.

  22. Sacha says:

    They love it !!! They can shout at the ’slaves’, and feel like kings. Take all their business associates there, and are surprised when non-Russians feel embarrassed.
    No class, no education, no moral standards. Russia in a nutshell.

  23. Schultenbrau says:

    We make this joke everyday in Holland. Very expensive joke that is…..

  24. alek says:

    Leave this website you liberal weed smoking douch bags…. Its called humor and april fools day. You that talk about the Russians are the true racists and the Russians that pulled this joke are not. It is a humor and the Russians dont think of slaving Blacks. It is just not common to have a black in the Country.

    Lastly about the april fools joke, it was ment about the Russian police men taking bribes so if a black man is an officer he might take bribes in bananas. lol. I love the joke. I think its great humor of true person with no racism in their hearts, cough (liberal weed smoking douch bags) cough…

    • Schultenbrau says:

      Most Dutch people don’t smoke weed.
      Only trailer trash and,….

      http://www.jackthehack.com/pot.jpg

      Ow and a other thing, The Netherlands is a social-democratic country.
      That means we share oure prosperity and nobody lives in poverty. But sadly this is a sinking ship because of all the rats.

    • Ololo says:

      In Russia “Negr” means black guy, nothing bad. You are a real rasists, because you are too liberal! They don’t need your sympathy.

      • Ivana Benderova says:

        Olio, it is you who need my sympathy. Consider it done.

        • djkrugger says:

          Agree, not all around the world “negro” is an insult calling black ppl “african american” is like avoiding the matter, if you are black there’s nothing wrong with being called black, or redhead, or whatever fits. You can insult somebody calling it “clown” whereas there’s nothing wrong with being a clown.

  25. yuri says:

    I feel sorry for the bananas.

  26. guimarães says:

    o que que tem um policial negro na russia!!!!

  27. Ololo says:

    In Russia, we don’t have a slave tradition.

    That’s quite exotic for us.

    • Kirov says:

      Yes we do.
      We prefer ‘strong’ leaders who basically enslave us. We like to be told what to do and how to think.
      Just like old times, Russians were never free and have no idea what to do with freedom.

      We cannot handle it, that much has become clear the last 20 years.

      • Sergey says:

        I disagree, Russians/ Slavs were always merchants for over thousand of years they traded merchandise and products. This is primarily why USSR fell, people were not willing to adopt to communist system.
        Now let’s see… Lenin”German Spy” related to German ruling elite. He started communism and destroyed Russian empire.
        Stalin “Georgian robber” as many say he served under Lenin robbing gold convoys with help of Lenin’s intel… He rose to power after Lenin’s death.. being a complete moron with out a single working brain cell he killed most of the former Russian empire’s Generals, officers and high ranks military personal.. rendering the military nearly useless.
        Now days.. Putin is the president. Personally I think it’s a big change for the better. I am not saying he is good or ideal… most of the worlds ruling elite are scavenging traitors and scums. However Putin created changes for new generation and freedoms have emerged. He kept Russian integrity and promoted middle class… human rights still do suffer ( but better than mid 90’s).
        Now maybe you prefer to be enslaved by strong leaders, than it’s you personal issue. Most Russians are making a choice.

  28. Ololo says:

    The joke was about, that you must try to find a black guy in Russia. haha. that was the joke.

  29. Ceecee says:

    Heehee @ Ivana Benderova…that’s an infantile but funny moniker – am I the only one here seeing it??

  30. amerikanyetz says:

    Bananas.

    Bananas?

    Watermelon. Now THAT’S funny, I don’t care who you are.

    Also, on April 2, all the radar guns were missing, the police cars were left up on jacks in the front of the police building, and the female prisoners were all pregnant.

  31. Testicules says:

    I don’t care really. I am from the U.S. I don’t think it is as funny as people in this post seem to. I also think people are way to sensitive about race. If we can’t laugh at each other… Who can we laugh at?

  32. The Boss says:

    They have police in Russia?

  33. lol says:

    Russia was involved in the slave trade, thanks to the Ottoman Empire. You guys should brush up on your history.

  34. Old Timer says:

    “And now we take bribes in bananas.”

    CLASSIC!

    Russia is a lucky country to have less than 1% of black people as part of its population. You don´t know what a hell it is to live among black people until you do it.

    Russia will save the Western world when it finally fall to the negroes and Eastern barbarians. Russia will be called the new ROME!

  35. Océane says:

    That’s pretty funny. and the guy on pictures does not look offend at all, in fact, he seems to have quite a good time. And if “bananas” is racist for african people, should we consider “bribes” racist for russian people ? Get a life :)

  36. Luda says:

    LOL nice joke but it would scare me if it would be real.

  37. harfang says:

    “We now accept bribes in bananas” is a profoundly offensive racist statement [2] …This is because since time immemorial, people who are r.a.c.i.s.t about anyone of African descent has compared them to apes and other monkeys, in various ways. My Russian ex (it took me forever to explain to him that Mariah Carey is Black) once saw Venus Williams on TV and said she looked like a monkey. This is a result of the lack of exposure Russians have had to Black people as a whole, and their natural desire to pidgeonhole all non-Russian ethnicities, even if they have no idea what the hell they are talking about.

  38. harfang says:

    “We now accept bribes in bananas” is a profoundly offensive r.a.c.i.s.t statement [2] …This is because since time immemorial, people who are r.a.c.i.s.t about anyone of African descent has compared them to apes and other monkeys, in various ways. My Russian ex (it took me forever to explain to him that Mariah Carey is Black) once saw Venus Williams on TV and said she looked like a monkey. This is a result of the lack of exposure Russians have had to Black people as a whole, and their natural desire to pidgeonhole all non-Russian ethnicities, even if they have no idea what the hell they are talking about.

  39. Vladimir says:

    hands off my Russia! you can not understand anything, you are not russians

  40. mac and cheez says:

    Finaly some mix in russian cop part.

  41. David Levy says:

    When I first sall this I didn’t read it I just looked at the pictures and I though……………………… Worst police academy experience ever!

  42. Monkeycheezz says:

    LOL Funny all you western Europeans and yanks are offended… since Russia didn’t have anything to do with slave trade while most of you hillbillies are descendants of slave owners. Here is a banana for your thought.

  43. Sergey says:

    The article is pure humor, if you cannot see that than your are complete idiot.
    Now the title of an article is debatable. When you are raised in society which enslaved a certain ethnic group of people and your taught not to make any refferance to them which might remind them of the past… You will find the title racist.
    However when you are brought up in culture which never separated ethnic boundaries and made jokes about them selves as much as anybody else… you will see this as pure humor. As far as Russians concerned Black people come from Africa and Africa has plantey of Bannanas “which obviously Russian doesn’t” It’s same as making jokes about Russians drinking vodka or Ukrainians eating salo “smocked fat”.
    Before jumping to conclusions, ask the few black people in Russia if they consider the title of this prank a racist statement. I’m sure that most will say they don’t

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