19 Russian Travel Stories 2

Russian Travel Stories 2

Posted on May 19, 2009 by


Russians travel abroad

Three more travel stories of Russian people being popular lately on Russian Internet.

First one is about the Russian tourists in Florida where they read in local travel about the law that prohibits sexual relations with a porcupine. That seemed so funny to them, that after some drinks they decided to get a live porcupine and prove that they can break such stupid law. Their travel mates weren’t sure they would manage get one, and were very surprised when guys brought a creature from somewhere and then… well then they did it.

Then later that night they had flight to California, and next morning they found out that…

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Russians travel abroad 2

This “stupid American law” has got some reasons. Both of the heroes had severe pains in their eh.. well, down there, and went to visit a doctor.

Doctors got the diagnosis that is on the paper above. He also told them they are lucky they didn’t visit the doctor in Florida cause he could report to police about this crime.

Russians travel abroad 3

Second photos come from Egypt, where Russian guy got too much beer in paper glasses.


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19 Responses to “Russian Travel Stories 2”

  1. sammy says:

    first!

    • Miss India says:

      OMG rich people in Russia are fat while poor people starve to death, in the west poor people are fat and rich people are sexy, skinny and have nicely toned body. :(

    • Nine GERMANY says:

      LOL at the Egypt one, it’s so true. I’ve been to Egypt once, and it was literally swamped with russian tourists. That wouldn’t be bad in itself, but the way they were behaving was… just terrible. Some people trully have no shame.
      Also, at one restaurant they wouldn’t serve as because they thought we were russians at first, but when they realised we’re from Germany they were really kind.

  2. fake says:

    Blood Plessure?

    Docror’s Name?

    Also dates in the US are written MM/DD/YY

  3. ll Uncool J says:

    MY DAMN PORCUPINE BE MISSING SOME QUILLS! I WANTS THE NAMES OF THESE HERE PREVERTS!!!!

  4. Ole says:

    Yes, I love the english here… “in a genital” lol. That’s really funny! What is “a” genital? Must be some special Russian anatomy. Perhaps he is from Chernobyl.

  5. hat says:

    english russia, yet again fabricating EVERYTHING

  6. Domo says:

    ;))))))))))

    The comments are fabulous!
    That’s what makes English Russia best for me!

  7. serial killer says:

    i think the artist hid the bodies of his victims inside the statues…. these are his victim’s teeth…

  8. CONNIE says:

    I thought the the same as serial killer I think there are bodies inside the statues also. They are very creepy!!!

  9. Boomshakalaka says:

    i love that second statue pic. It kind of looks like that man chick is about to bang a corpse

  10. w says:

    wow that was random

  11. Singe says:

    Hey where are these weird Finnish sculptures exactly? I’ve got a Finnish friend who is spending next weekend roughly 10-20km from the Russian border and I wanna know if he’s gonna be anywhere nearby. :D

  12. Finik says:

    Yea right. This Veijo “Serial-killer” Rönkkönen has also made a selfportrait..:
    http://80.75.96.68/sptkul/userfiles/kansantaide/tmp/veijo_ronkkonen_18.html

    spooky ain´t?!

  13. Blitz says:

    Finish people are not so good heh and we in holland thought they are good

  14. Eg says:

    The porcupine one is fake. The “American” doctor’s report is full of spelling and grammatical errors.

  15. Norppa says:

    Omg that statue place is in Parikkala, Finland ^^ I Was there about 1 week ago, There are hundreds and hundreds of statues! Shame theres only a few pics. And actually he is using old false teeths, not real ones :) A place worth checking!
    Greetings from Finland

  16. PKN says:

    Completely fake medical report, its riddled with grammatical mistakes. Therefore, it never happened.

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