47 Russian Wooden Collider

Russian Wooden Collider

Posted on May 14, 2009 by

Russian wooden hadron collider

When the rest of the world waits, holding its breath, for the start of the large hadron collider in Europe, those Russian people decided not to wait, but to built a prototype of the collider by themselves. As for the choice of the material there was not a big choice, they decided to follow local traditions and make it out of wood, why not?

Russian wooden hadron collider 2

Russian wooden hadron collider 3

Russian wooden hadron collider 4

As well, as its larger brother, Russian Wooden Collider is not finnished yet.

Russian wooden hadron collider 5

The main thing is to connect wires correctly, in order not to miss that Higgs particle.

Russian wooden hadron collider 6

Russian wooden hadron collider 7

Russian wooden collider is much greener, than its Western pal. As you can see on this image it uses wide range of renewable technologies, such as self-powered wooden wind powe generators, and the wood itself is not toxic and can be used even by kids and people with wide range of allergies, except of the sawdust allergy affectees.

Russian wooden hadron collider 8

Russian wooden hadron collider 9

Russian wooden hadron collider 10


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47 Responses to “Russian Wooden Collider”

  1. Nine GERMANY says:

    LOL another rusian top secret military project xD

  2. angella1969 says:

    oh my god first!

    where are you mahommond?

  3. Kirov says:

    I don’t know why we still try to compete with the west instead of investing the money and efforts in our own problems and help the people that need it most (about 142 million that is)

  4. bill says:

    Top secret Russian PC

  5. Chris says:

    Sure beats most of the modern “art” out there.

  6. Miss India says:

    Life in the west (estonia) is so boring for me :-(

  7. joe says:

    Russia is a nation that is located on the planet Earth.

  8. Anrkist says:

    The only thing we have to fair, is fair itself!

  9. w says:

    haha can be used even by people with wide range of allergies, except wood allergies. Great commentry

  10. Kirov says:

    And you are the lucky guy who happens to have knowledge of this secret stuff… yeah right. Back to school now!

    • scot says:

      In classic web post style – neither of your links supports what you claim!

      The Qwest story is about a convicted criminal using this as a defence – not v reliable… and totally unproved.

      The second one is from 2006 – the result was FAIL.

      Firstly – your ISP can only collect where you have been (IP addreses) not what you type. It would be possible to record al phone cals – but in reality no-one has the ability to store and assess that info.

      I’m not saying that ther aren’t US (and other) programmes to monitor web traffic – just that you have exagerated it it considerably. To say “What’s worse, the US government has installed equipment on most major Internet fiber optic backbones to gather every iota of Internet traffic that passes across the web. The massive amount of data gathered is then data mined for all sorts of information on anyone/everyone using the web worldwide” is just not true. Technically the task would LITERALLY cost billions and produce little of worth.

      On the other hand – if they don’t like you they can get al that info – they just don’t have the systems to monitor everyone.

  11. John says:

    I think that those structures are incredible.
    I’m sure all the local children will admire them greatly, just like most of us admire those very old “Abandoned Wooden Miracles”. http://englishrussia.com/?p=1808#more-1808
    Beautiful people + Beautiful country = Russia
    God Bless You all. Keep your chin up!
    FORGET Miss India she has nothing good to say!

  12. ll Uncool J says:

    Yall pullin my leg! That thing dont even have a ON switch.

  13. Gena says:

    I love it … looks great! nice try!

    Nine Germany.. before making fun and pathetic insults look at what you did. Go smoke your lungs out!

  14. Optikrop Prime says:

    Very nice art inspired by science, you crazy russian people never cease to amaze.

  15. w says:

    lol miss india isnt kim zigfeld

    • scot says:

      well – La R used to post on here – and her posts were the same as MI – and she stopped – just as MI started.

  16. YJ says:

    It’s going to catch on fire.

  17. scot says:

    Cossack LOL

    I believe in freedom of speech….. but ban Miss India….


  18. linkz says:

    Would the whole 1 million pen and Russians used a pencil thing be appropriate here?

  19. KaoZ says:

    While americans were spending money to invent pen to use in space, russians decided to use pencils. GL everyone xD

    • Wannabe woodworker says:

      But you have to give credit to Americans, too – their pen worked absolutely anywhere :)

  20. BlitzHolland says:

    Awesome work bravo Respect!

  21. Lanny Finken says:

    Wow , fantastic post .I m very happy I ve found your blog , bookmarked!

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