113 Russian Army Test

Russian Army Test

Posted on April 30, 2009 by

Russian army test

This was pretty popular in Russian blogs lately, so we post it here.

So what you see is what to be said an entry level test leaked from Russian army. Here is the translation: “Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having:

Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.

Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”

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113 responses to “Russian Army Test”

  1. Eire says:


    anyone see circle 5? Or am I just a raging homosexual…

  2. Fusion says:

    Just a basic color vision test. Can’t see any numbers in the picture number 5 thought.

  3. John says:

    This must be a joke! It’s too hard to believe.

  4. Johnny says:

    If you can’t see the number in circle 5, you’re a secret Soviet KGB agent! 😀

  5. Mike Vafanculo says:

    5 doesent have anything…which is somewhat humerous, b/c then we all have latent homosexual tendencies.

  6. Johnny says:

    PS: I wonder, how many people will be ashamed that they can’t see number 5 and will post random numbers in fear of being regarded as homosexuals! 😀

  7. Bengt says:

    Yes, that’s just an Ishihare plate test for color vision. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishihara_color_test

  8. Eugene says:

    It must be a joke. I remember this test – it is given when you undergo a medical checkup before your mandatory military service (well, actually, young men in Russia undergo it when they are 16). It tests color vision and nothing more.

  9. JJ says:

    Really, can anyone see a number in the picture 5?

  10. Dennis says:

    Oops, I have problems then. Can only see number 1.

    (But me being color blind might the real problem.)

  11. Sanyi says:

    This is just a common test to filter out dichromacy. In Hungary everyone must pass this to get a driving licence.

  12. Kaffee says:

    I can’t see number 5, but I think that’s part of the joke. 😉

  13. Dmitry says:

    It’s simple test for your vision and nothing more. I took it through when I had medical examination.

    Guys take it easy =)))))

  14. konvlad says:

    To be correct this information was taken from russian blog sphere, where it appeared as information about one european army test, I don’t remember exactly what army. The test of color viewing is standard, of course, and it exists in every army. But the physicians of this army used the results of some investigations about correlations of color viewing defects and behaviour anomalies.

  15. w says:

    Yeah I cant be a pilot cos I can only see #1 this is a colour blindness test you fuk

  16. Jason says:

    In U.S army gays is welcome

    • Tim says:

      I know Jason is not gay from reading his posts.

      But I would love to meet a gay soldier!

    • Tim says:

      I know Jason is not gay from reading his posts.

      I would love to find a gay soldier !

    • Lee says:

      Ummmmm, Jason, have you ever HEARD of DADT? I have GLBT friends in the military and every day they risk being dishonorably discharged for their sexuality. Thousands are discharged yearly. Many of them are translators or medics too.

  17. Maddcowe says:

    It’s actually a test to determine how well one’s Gaydar is working, and everyone seems to have passed with flying colors. Congrats homos!

  18. Kim Randall says:

    I can’t believe I wasted time to look at this site.

  19. lynne says:

    wow…apparently im a latent lady lover…lol

  20. I.D says:

    He he, i pass throu that test normally by all conditions) Gays do not allowed to millitary service in Russia)

  21. cathay says:

    5 says 46, i think

  22. ??? says:

    Do not ‘do it’ with mother Russia, or else no one will see circle 5.

  23. dfghdfgh says:

    I see the 5th one….honest…..honest…..

  24. Laurente says:

    Number #5 is 34. It has the most gay colour anyway 🙂

    Admin pls remove those bollocks from such an excellent site.

  25. BallSackBonanza says:

    thank you captain obvious

  26. wormocious says:

    In Soviet Russia…Homosexuality Chooses You!

  27. leroy77 says:

    that mean all of YOU GAYs mthfkrz – GO russian army

  28. Jason says:

    #5 is 85!

    And don’t forget that someday the US army could fight your country’s war!

  29. Laurente says:

    Jason: Provided they are well supported with oil resources

  30. Ira says:

    I think it is a real test. Anyone who claims to see a number in 5 is insecure about their own sexuality.

  31. eeyore says:

    there goes my bright idea to get guys

  32. DJ says:

    what are you guys talking about, number 5 is 66

  33. zipp says:

    They will take anybody in the US army, it’s full of bums!

  34. sm says:

    Junk science!

  35. Jules says:

    Same with me!

  36. Gamer says:

    I think it’s just jock guys 🙂 I never seen this before…

  37. Pacific NW says:

    There’s nothing in #5, I checked it out with the GIMP (Photoshop for winners). There’s nothing there.

  38. TEXAS says:

    I didnt get 5 either and i know that i am not gay. Maybe Mother Russia want’s you to think that you are gay

  39. Sasha says:

    Забавный прикол:)

    • Jason says:

      Вы знаете, является ли это реальным тестом? Все удивлены этим.

      Вы живете в России?

  40. Jestempies says:

    Actually, #5 might simply be the control for the test (i.e. if someone claims to see a number in it, he’s lying.)

    And obviously this is a color-blindness test, I pass those with flying colors 😉

  41. lolburger says:

    Very funny!

    It’s a con job

    After cycling through the hue’s in a paint program there is nothing in circle #5

    Great idea tho, a good chuckle! 🙂

  42. Jason says:

    #5 is 85 or 86.I looked at it through the blue side of a pair of 3D glasses.

    It is not as neat as the others but maybe that is the point.

  43. anon says:

    this is BS.

    I find it offensive because I’m color blind. I can only see #1 clearly.

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  46. jmndos says:

    I can see 3 or 4 on principle…..I like food and like to lead…

  47. brbrbr says:

    i think i get it[picture].
    topicstater tryping to promote, that many men is gays.
    which is clearly reveal, their own sexual preferencies.
    how unfair, my dear sodomite 🙂

  48. j2intel says:

    #5 is definately 18, what the hell is wrong with you people

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  50. authorized1 says:

    hahaha, I don’t see the 5 either, we all are just a bunch of queers !!!!

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  54. Елена says:

    А я вижу, что в 5 круге!

  55. Jorge says:

    It actually seems we are all homosexuals!!! Yeah!

  56. richelangelo says:

    Number 5 has nothing in it, because it was designed to see if the candidate is going to admit the truth, or pretend he can see a number and make a wild guess and later possibly defend it or duck and guess again. If it wasn’t for that no.5 circle, this would be just another Daltonism test.

  57. wandera says:

    I swear i can see what is in number 5
    If u cant ur so GAY!!!

  58. Stormnut says:

    I see dead people 🙂

  59. SeregPie says:

    there is nothing in 5th circle.

    check the evidence:

  60. ramiro says:

    lol you are homo cuz i see on # 5 a #84

  61. denn says:

    lol good thing this is fake. i couldnt see number 5 and was like wtf

  62. Steve UK says:

    i would have expected that coment from miss India-

    LOL!!! – This is a joke!- I was pulling my hair out at 5!!!

  63. Ifyouseekamy says:

    Wow. This joke is really confusing for someone who actually is gay =S

  64. Mianmar says:

    I couldn’t see 5th one…at first was lyk no way I didn’t know I was HOMO…!!!but then I couldn’t see third one either…then I understood…I’m color blind…which is worse…think for a second that ur gay and didn’t know that or that found out ur color blind and that is not a joke…tricky…

  65. John says:

    The #5 is a fake. NO oone can see the number.

  66. Hank Scorpio says:

    The number in question 5 is 84.

  67. Gary says:

    Ah! The ultimate test of paranoia regarding your deepest chilhood insecurities.. NOW AH HAFF YOU ALL JA!!?? Her Kapitan!! Lol,

  68. Max Power says:

    The joke is you purposly cant see number 5 lol

  69. raphael says:

    this is just a color blind test exist anywhere but if you say taht you can see something in 5 i think that you ar unsure about ur sexuality

  70. Mr. Tinkles says:

    -I can see the number 5. Every time.

  71. Luke says:

    please not this a joke and i don’t not hate gay people.

  72. Russian Entry Level Test…

    Ein Einstellungstest der russischen Armee. Wer eines der Zahlen nicht erkennt hat folgendes: Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers. Can’t see circle 2: Possi…

  73. hello says:

    … it is number 84 in 5.

  74. Jubei says:

    Lol my eyes are 100% perfect, i read this numbers with deadly accuracy. Number #5 is fake.

    Anyway, i put my ambition, I inverted the colors in many ways (in order to obtain a different contrast), no number resembles.

  75. Ivan says:

    1 = 25
    2 = 29
    3 = 45
    4 = 56
    5 = 88
    6= 8

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  78. trolin says:

    IN the NUMBER 5, NOTHING IT SHIET, osea no hay nada LA PUTA MADRE, photoshop and comprobe scale colors in to the picture, prueben con el potoshop y con las escalas de color ven que no hay nada…

  79. beamer says:

    This certainly is a serious psychological test and circle 5 is a critical evaluator. Research confirms that of the 47.3% of the population that is homosexual, 24.7% deny their sexual orientation. This may explain why many of those who cannot see a number in circle 5 insist that they are heterosexual.

  80. xycaler says:

    the original has a 6 in circle #5. whoever made this took the #5 circle, rotated it 90 degrees, and mucked with the colors until the green dots looked orange-pink.

    i’ve taken the original and replicated the fake with it using the above steps.

    if you zoom out so the fake is small you can sort of see where the sideways 6 is.

    here is a copy of the original: http://www.iluzieoptica.com/data/media/6/test-daltonism.jpg

  81. Parthiban says:

    In my view, the results are 1 = 25
    2 = 29
    3 = 45
    4 = 56
    5 = 86
    6 = 8

  82. 435345 says:

    these cards for eye exams, all colors do you distinguish

  83. ô_ô says:

    I can’t see anything, except 5 ._.

  84. Chippy55 says:

    Folks, it’s just a joke. Nobody can see No. 5. Even Obama. Cuz, he married a man.

  85. li jian hui says:

    I can see the number inside circle 5… ?it’s 273?
    so the answer is we didn’t see anything in circle 5

  86. Just a Trap!It’s always a joke in except 5.

  87. frank says:

    That is completely wrong. It is not a psychological test at all.
    It is simply colour vision test. I think all armies do it and and recruitment agencies for many jobs do it as well. Can’t have a dye master who can not differentiate colours, could you?

  88. Daniel says:

    It reminds me about the creepy Russian Sleep Experiment! Anyone hear of that?

  89. 101 says:

    arthiban says: June 12, 2012 at 1:41 am
    In my view, the results are 1 = 25
    2 = 29
    3 = 45
    4 = 56
    5 = 86…or just a joke
    6 = 8

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