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    Supermarket Humor

    Posted on April 7, 2009 by russia

    Russian supermarket jokes

    This Russian supermarket in Ukraine has strange sense of humor. Like on the photo above they offer to buy “pickles and milk and then get toilet paper for just one cent” obviously saying that you would need it after such a lunch. Some more inside.


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    Russian supermarket jokes 2

    “Classic Russian Yorsh” – Yorsh is a Russian drink when one mixes beer and vodka. There is a Russian saying that if you drink vodka without beer you just waste your money, so the supermarket owners have taken care about customers finance – they offer in one set bottle of vodka and bottle of beer. The second set is some wine and childish chocolate, the message is not quite clear for me now. Moving on.

    Russian supermarket jokes 3

    Now, plastic food boxes sell much better with those one them: “Air of Odessa” “Air of Amsterdam” etc.

    Russian supermarket jokes 4

    “Light: 1 cent for 1 watt”

    Russian supermarket jokes 5

    And this if to translate according to what they mean is like “Best care to spank your monkey”, with double meaning also in Russian.

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    23 Responses to “Supermarket Humor”

    1. angella Ahmadinejad says:
      April 7, 2009 at 10:52 am

      first again?

      I have no life…………

      Reply
      • Monica Broadhole says:
        April 7, 2009 at 10:59 am

        OMG Russians are so poor that they can’t afford normal advertisings that we have in the West :-(

        Reply
    2. Romka Dmukh(Russia) says:
      April 7, 2009 at 11:15 am

      This is Ukraine!!!

      Reply
      • Anonymous says:
        April 7, 2009 at 12:18 pm

        Isn’t Ukraine part of Russia?

        Reply
        • Anton says:
          April 7, 2009 at 12:55 pm

          Ukraine is not part of Russia.

          Reply
          • Starshii says:
            April 7, 2009 at 2:11 pm

            In the englisrussia.com universe Ukraine is part of SovietRussia.

            Reply
            • Anton says:
              April 7, 2009 at 2:31 pm

              Да знаю, знаю. Я читал «Эбаут» :-)

              Ну человек спрашивает, разве Украина не входит в Россию? Нет, не входит.

              Как видите, бывают и любознательные Анонимусы. Не всё же Мисс Индии и Монике Бредхоул срать в комментах :-)

              Reply
    3. tsuki says:
      April 7, 2009 at 12:00 pm

      second is a “northern light” vodka+sparkling vine and chocolate bar i.e. all you need to get laid in russia.

      Reply
      • angella Ahmadinejad says:
        April 7, 2009 at 12:04 pm

        does this work on blokes? ie hot Russian paratroopers?

        (it looks like I have been dumped by Mr Ahmadinejad. I was so looking forward to him ‘ploughing my land’)

        Reply
        • tsuki says:
          April 7, 2009 at 12:12 pm

          no. yorsh & vobla works fine.

          Reply
          • angella Australia says:
            April 8, 2009 at 3:21 am

            what is yorsh? does it work on Latvians?

            Reply
      • oupire says:
        April 29, 2009 at 9:56 pm

        “Aurora Borealis” is for “Nothern Light”

        Reply
    4. w says:
      April 7, 2009 at 12:44 pm

      Are there monkeys in russia?

      Reply
      • Kirov says:
        April 7, 2009 at 1:04 pm

        Yes. In Duma, mostly.

        Reply
        • Kirov says:
          April 7, 2009 at 3:54 pm

          Yet again, we see this envious creature at an attempt to impersonate me. Study it. Because it will feel it’s efforts of trolling have gone to waste otherwise.

          Reply
          • Kirov says:
            April 8, 2009 at 10:02 am

            Look what we have here!!!! ! ! What came krawling from under the rock!! impersonator!
            Good!

            one Kirov is an alcoholic, two Kirovs: a fight, 3 Kirov’s : a Communist party !! Lets go on!!

            Reply
            • Kirov says:
              April 8, 2009 at 4:05 pm

              Stop trolling, you envious creature! There is only one true Kirov, me.

              Reply
    5. Anton says:
      April 7, 2009 at 1:15 pm

      The last picture has incorrect explanation. It’s about cleaning by the child. And the latex glove is to depict that if you have a mischievous boy you need the effective method to do that :-)

      Reply
    6. tsuki says:
      April 7, 2009 at 6:09 pm

      да какая разница кто кого кем считает?

      Reply
    7. Finnish Alcoholics Online says:
      April 7, 2009 at 6:18 pm

      Your mama should have kept her legs crossed!

      Reply
    8. CEMEH says:
      May 8, 2010 at 1:04 am

      “The second set is some wine and childish chocolate, the message is not quite clear for me now.”
      Message is “Polar Lights”. It’s a drink when one mixes champagne and vodka. The effect is more stronger than that of the Yorsh. :)

      Reply
    9. kto-to says:
      August 3, 2010 at 3:10 am

      Hey?!! not important ukrainan or russian!

      ….. ja v ahue….s Monica Broadhole …………..ebat’ kakaya dura….. =’))))))))) eto vse ravno chto skazat’ na panka chto emu nechego nosit’ potomu chto on v porvatih shtanah))))))))))

      Reply
    10. Hello Kitty says:
      June 23, 2011 at 5:40 pm

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