88 After the Army Service

After the Army Service

Posted on February 27, 2009 by


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The military service in Russia is compulsory for anyone aged 18-27 unless he is not studying in the college. When the service term is near to its end young men usually prepare themself to look bright upon return home.


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88 Responses to “After the Army Service”

  1. Mr India says:

    I was first to sexually molest Miss India!!!

    English Russia Moderators should learn how to properly write English.

    The army service in Russia is required if you are NOT attending college. If you are in college then you are excused.

    Miss India is not excused from pleasuring all those lonely army soldiers

    • Miss India says:

      OMG it must be exhillirating for these poor soldiers to leave this mental asylum years after physical, sexual and mental abuse at the hands of their seniors. I wish them well :(

      Russian soldiers ‘used for sex’
      Russia’s military has been tarnished by a series of scandals
      The Russian military is reported to be investigating claims that army conscripts were forced to work as male prostitutes in St Petersburg

    • Miss India says:

      OMG it must be exhillirating for these poor soldiers to leave this mental asylum years after physical, s exual and mental abuse at the hands of their seniors. I wish them well :(

      Russian soldiers ‘used for s e x’
      Russia’s military has been tarnished by a series of scandals
      The Russian military is reported to be investigating claims that army conscripts were forced to work as male prostitutes in St Petersburg

    • Miss India says:

      OMG it must be exhillirating for these poor soldiers to leave this mental asylum years after physical, sexual and mental abuse at the hands of their seniors. I wish them well :(

    • George Bush says:

      No, you’re not.
      You graduate and then serve in the army.

  2. Mixas says:

    Целуйте рельсы девушки – на дембель едут дедушки!!!

  3. Coolio says:

    Thats my homies, my friends.

  4. LiraNuna says:

    I didn’t know black-box-on-your-face was a new trend in russia, must be some new fashion that have yet to come to the US.

  5. Ilykeit Upmyassalot says:

    Those are the gayest military uniforms I have ever seen.

    Who designs these?

    • You should tell it to this soldiers they will design your gay face straight

      • Ted from Ohio says:

        those uniforms are ridiculous. They look like boyscouts with ADHD who were let to put any badge they can find on their uniform.

        Also they look like some malnoutrished college students, they’d have no chance against US ARMY.

        • Pacific NW says:

          Sure they’d have a chance, that’s why nuclear armed states never, ever fight. It’s kind of like two guys in a knife fight, everyone gets stabbed. With over 10,000 active warheads between us, even if only 1% hit their mark during a nuclear exchange, our respective countries would be done, never to recover.

  6. Jason says:

    The USA has the worlds best army.You join it or you don’t!

    • max says:

      your army is a joke….

      • Jason says:

        My army created state of the art technology and progressed products we all use everyday!

        So you think about that while you live your daily life!

        • Jason says:

          All right now,before someone starts a fight with me about this,my army is great but sometimes my commander in chief is a joke!

          I do not pound my fists on my chest and yell out USA USA USA!

          But how would this world be today without the United States army?

          France and Germany could be different today,and many other countries could have been invaded!

          Even your country,well except Russia!

          I like the Russian army,my brother in law is in it now!

          • max says:

            jason,

            The SAS marched for 20 hours across the Falklands isles and went straight into battle! Yes you supplied the shoulder-fired SAMs , nobody would doubt American military technology.

            French Foreign Legion has a jungle assault course in Guyana – The fastest time completed is 45 mins and yes the US marines…… 7 hours!

            The US army is the best? I can’t accept that. Come on… burger king and pizza-hut on base! What’s all that about?

          • Tim says:

            Jason, i heard that 50% of U.S army is a gay soldiers, how can i join orgy?

            • Jason says:

              Gay soldiers are not just in the US army,they are in other armies as well!

              The US army has high tech on its side.

              And when something bad happens on this plannet,which army is called?The US army!

              My army is not perfect,but without it this plannet could be much different today!

              I will say the US army is the best in high tech,there are many armies with good fighting skills.

              Burger King and Pizza Hut is world wide!

              So what,there are some on US bases!!

              I think it is pointless to argue about this any further,so look up at my third comment down,and if necessary look at it again!!

            • Jason says:

              I was many times raped by gay soldiers in U.S. Totally gay army!

              • Jason says:

                Someone used my name!

                I would only expect that immiturity from a Miss India copycat!

                • A Gay Soldier says:

                  Hi Jason :)

                  I hear you like the Army!! We’re going to have a bivouac tonight, are you interested? Afterwards a group shower!! And we’ll see what happens next! Do you want to wax my bazooka? I’m here for you sweetie pie!!

                  Hugs and kisses xoxoxoxox

  7. Bilosh says:

    I was in complusory army service and I had similar uniform, but I not have black box on face. This must be new top secret cloaking device like only Klingons have.

    • Cuban : D says:

      oh, ome on bilosh, if there is going to be posted on internet a picture of me in a ridiculous dress, I would rather have a black box in my face; it depends from the preferences of everyone

  8. GEORGIAN says:

    uniforms are ugly because russian soldiers still wear WW2 uniforms :)))

  9. viperman says:

    Most Russian soldiers are good men as long as they don’t drink too much. I have met a few and they are proud of their service as I was of mine.
    America has the best military ever!!! Nothing comes close to our men/women training and our technology – thats a fact!
    And yes, you are not forced to join our military(USA) unlike Russia where its more of a job thing then a real desire to serve your country.

  10. Girl Katya says:

    I think i ripped that boys ass hole in #5 with my strap-on.

  11. alter says:

    не ссыте, пидорки, мы вам если надо будет и саперными лопаткми всем головы поотрубаем!

    • Jee-e-e-eee says:

      Кто бы сомневался. Головы рубить вы мастера. А нормальную машину или телевизор сделать так и не научились. Да что там. В половине школ вместо туалета дыра в полу… Дороги ваши – отсутствие таковых… Сплошное убожество… Придти, куда вас не просят, нагадить там, а потом выеживатся какие вы “великие” – вот на это-то вы и вправду мастера.

      • абырвалг says:

        чистота русской речи наводит на мысль, что дороги у нас с вами общие, и туалеты в наших школах вам знакомы не понаслышке. Т.е. вы либо колбасник, променявший родину на всякие ништяки, либо потомок каких-нибудь укро-прибалтийских СС-овцев. И сечас пытаетесь доказать всем и себе, что “мы – не они”, потому и сидите на русофобских ресурсах, вместо того, чтобы придумывать нормальные машины и телевизоры…

        Покайтесь, избавтесь от ненависти в сердце, мира вам и душевного равновесия…))

    • Angela says:

      Дурак сказал, больной дурак отреагировал.

    • Jason says:

      В старых зданиях я видел отверстия в полу. В зданиях новой России я видел, сидят на туалетах. Как был бы все это быть сегодня без капитализма, чтобы переместить мировое предисловие! У России и Соединенных Штатов есть великие армии. Сегодня я с обеими странами.

  12. angella says:

    I have thing for Russian paratroopers – were can I buy one?

    Or hot latvian cop with ………big glock.

    I want to bring him to Australia to run my goat farm as Mahommad stood me up.

    does anyone know what happened to Mahommad?

  13. Jee-e-e-eee says:

    They look absolutely pathetic and ridiculous!!! Like poor savages.

    The fashion designer who did this should be punished for criminally bad taste!

    Though, maybe – is that the actual Russian taste?

  14. Tim says:

    Do you like anal sex?

  15. jurgen says:

    they look like x-mas trees …..

  16. Para bellum says:

    Поверьте, англо-американские задроты у которых подобные парни в школе отнимали деньги смотрятся гораздо менее солидно.

  17. Cuban : D says:

    You know, military uniforms should be more serious; what is all that bunch of white lines, so big letters and excess of distintives?? looks more like a cosplay event than seroius military men

  18. oupire says:

    lal, those uniforms are selfmade by soldiers. Based on the real uniform, true, but fully rebuilded in accordance with.. um.. rules of embellishment taken in their division.

  19. mufasa says:

    It comes from Russians mixing up with Asians for centuries.

    Asians (especially from Central Asia) have this habit.

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  22. BurgerKingOfTheHill says:

    …or Switzerland.

  23. Swede says:

    It’s a psychological weapon. The enemy will laugh his ass off and will easily be overpowered.

  24. Jason says:

    Gay soldiers are not just in the US army,they are in other armies as well!

    The US army has high tech on its side.

    And when something bad happens on this plannet,which army is called?The US army!

    My army is not perfect,but without it this plannet could be much different today!

    I will say the US army is the best in high tech,there are many armies with good fighting skills.

    Burger King and Pizza Hut is world wide!

    So what,there are some on US bases!!

    I think it is pointless to argue about this any further,so look up at my third comment down,and if necessary look at it again!

  25. Kirov says:

    You speak nationalist garbage about US army Viperman, but at least you respect the mighty Russian army. I respect that.

    • viperman says:

      Nationalist? Yes!!
      I think its good to celebrate the differences between your country and mine.
      I would call it simply loving my country as I know you love yours!
      Yes, I respect your view also and your countries contributions to the world….but is there more then vodka you have given us?
      Oh, you have given us some nice looking Russian tennis stars – wow!
      Lastly, you gave me Tatyana(my wife). Thanks!!!!!!!!!!

      • Jason says:

        Previet Kirov,
        your country also gave me my wife(Tatiana),and I will say she is much better than any American woman I have ever been with!

        If America never was,Russia would probably rule the world today.But it would still be in the past!

        So many inventions have come from America.I saw 80%America and 20%Russia when I was there!

      • viperman2 says:

        What has the US given the world?
        Lets see.. Steam Locomotive..Television..World Wide Web/Internet..Personal Computers.. AC and DC electrical power.. Sextant for Navigation..Refridgeration..Filtered Coffee Pot..Dental Floss (like Russians would ever know)..Traffic Lights..Telegraphs.. Telephone.. Transistors.. MIcrochips..Repeating Machine Gun..Tools like Wrenches..Vulcunized Rubber.. Clothes Pin.. Condensed Milk.. Rolled Toilet Paper..Burglar Alarm..Can opener..Motorcycle..Vacuum Cleaner..Paper Bag..
        I can go on.. but ill leave with the complete list with American contributions to the world..
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_inventions

  26. anonforthis says:

    Did you mean they have to serve if they don’t go to college? or they have to serve if they are going to college. Please clarify.

    Do they get to choose the branch of service and where they are stationed?

    How long is military service? Are women required to do anything (as if).

    I know this is a humorous site, but I am curious.

    • meh says:

      When high education ends you have either go to army(’cause your would be like 22 years old) or pay bribes to doctors or military registration and enlistment office through friends.
      No, we don’t choose a branch, but when you’re in school for last two years, your teacher and your mother have to fill a questionnaire about you, then in military office you will be tested on mental stability. Those actions should help the military office to choose a branch for you. But often there is a lack of soldiers in some branch, so they send there if you’re not very sick… Medical comissions in your local military office suck. If you wouldn’t bring a lot of papers which say you’re sick or can’t go to army, you will be sent to your regional capital – head town of your region for another comission – a lot of guys return from there with “unfit for service during peacetime” diagnosis, and if there is a war, they’ll go.

  27. Girl Katya says:

    makes sense to me. i understand now.

  28. Girl Katya says:

    these people part of gay parade in moscow.

  29. Girl Katya says:

    i hear that they like the cream pie.

  30. Jason says:

    Anal sex anyone here?

  31. Girl Katya says:

    Yeah, two hands up for it ! I’m shemale gay from U.S airforce.

    • Girl Katya says:

      I not write this you know who? I was russia and married american from internet. now if divorced and do a donkey shows in the Tijuana, Mexico.

  32. anuszka says:

    Wow! There is a very similar custom in Poland. But instead of decorating the uniforms, they wear big painted scrves with enormous pompons:
    http://www.istotneinformacje.pl/boleslawiec,a2327.php

    The pictures on the scarf and colors have symbolic meaning. Colors symbolize the season of the year when the soldiers started their service. Pictures are naked women and/or wild animals. Originally, scarves used to be hand-made. Nowadays they can be bought in the internet, made by artists or even industrially printed:
    http://rawell.republika.pl/rezerwa/lato/lat.html

  33. anuszka says:

    Wow! There is a very similar custom in Poland. But instead of decorating the uniforms, they wear big painted scrves with enormous pompons:
    http://www.istotneinformacje.pl/boleslawiec,a2327.php

    The pictures on the scarf and colors have symbolic meaning. Colors symbolize the season of the year when the soldiers started their service. Pictures are naked women and/or wild animals. Originally, scarves used to be hand-made. Nowadays they can be bought in the internet, made by artists or even industrially printed:
    rawell.republika.pl/rezerwa/lato/lat.html

  34. Jason says:

    Previet Kirov,
    your country also gave me my wife(Tatiana),and I will say she is much better than any American woman I have ever been with!

    If America never was,Russia would probably rule the world today.But it would still be in the past!

    So many inventions have come from America.I saw 80%America and 20%Russia when I was there.

  35. Girl Katya says:

    This is how the gay marching peoples look in america. I like the american gays uniforms better.

    http://images.worlddj.com/photo/200503/72773b6ef28a51a23d50e5dfd47fd8da.jpeg

  36. Rodion says:

    I hate americans. They think there all that yet there army is what 50,000?

  37. Rodion says:

    Thanks tips. I live in toronto and canada is a joke. Little pussies over here cried when Russia almost went through there airspace crying to America. Pathetic. Everyone know’s how the world is scared of Russia. If you seriously haven’t been to Russia don’t talk. I’ve seen real alabama trash redneck with homemade pools in there trucks. Enough said.

  38. cronulla aussie says:

    we took care of mahommad for you

  39. Tomas says:

    But seriously, wtf with ugly uniforms?

  40. Andrei says:

    Как сейчас помню матерные крики майора по поводу того, что дембеля стропы порезали на аксельбанты =)

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  42. khgkjhgk says:

    Is that something their government issues to them or something they make themselves?

    Very … strange taste, I must say.

  43. Ritch$ says:

    Words of wisdom from an American citizen. Even your allies complain how deadly your friendly fire is.

  44. Katja says:

    Your mother is an expert

  45. BBRUUUuuummm says:

    TÄSMÄLLEEN niinkuin Suomi. Jatkuvasti sönkötetään että “Suomessa on tosi korkea maanpuolustustahto ja täällä miehistä 80% kävisi armeijan vaikkei olisi pakkokaan”, mutta sitten jos joku ehdottaa vapaaehtoisuuteen perustuvaa puolustusratkaisua niin samat tyypit alkavat parkua että “ei tuu tarpeeksi isoa reserviä BAAAWWWW”.

  46. ak-47 says:

    If you are not in college or university or institute, and you have a good
    health, you must serve in army! You also must serve in army after college
    or university or institute)))) but you will have a higher rank.

    You can choose nothing at all you can only pray)))))))

    1 year! But in 6 months soldier can sign a contract (for 3 years).

    No women in activ duty! Except med personnel.

  47. A Gay Soldier says:

    Yooo Hooo Jason!

    Is somebody all upset? Let me give you a soothing massage big boy! Later you could polish my grades! ooooogah!

  48. timo says:

    so many fail that it hurts

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  50. Josie says:

    I really like these uniforms. I think they look sharp.

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