31 The Russian Horror Movie

The Russian Horror Movie

Posted on April 11, 2008 by


It's for the first time I've met a Russian horror movie. It tells us how the Big Radioactively Mutated (sounds familiar) Turtle attacks Russian army.

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31 Responses to “The Russian Horror Movie”

  1. XavMP says:

    Brillant¡¡¡¡

  2. aka_vavo says:

    Hahahahahah, Russians don’t make solid windows but that door … my God, strong as a bunker door !!! :)

  3. Deplora says:

    It looks like they really put a firecracker in a turtle’s mouth for realism.

    They probably didn’t have animal rights regulations back in the 80’s, or even cared about that stuff.

  4. Jeez says:

    Yeah) Clowerfield in russian way..

  5. Jeepee says:

    The name of the movie is “Mutants” (Мутанты). I’ve bought a DVD from ozon about 2 month ago.

  6. rrr says:

    Cheap!!! Russians, stop making movies, drink vodka instead, you are better at it!

  7. keroro says:

    well, here is trailers from “nightwatch-1″ (2007). It was distributed at West, as well (http://www.foxsearchlight.com/nwnd). Of course this movie is not unique masterpice, but who will say what it was just a “clip”, can throw some stones at me =_=
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=nu26kiMyF58

  8. hans blix says:

    hahahahahaahahahaha! classic, classic cinema. is this not better than moscow does not believe in tears? i think it is. :)

  9. Miss India says:

    Russian Movie= Instant Flop :D

  10. Varthash says:

    Some modern Russian films are quite good; like “Night Watch” and “Day Watch”. I also saw “9th Company (9 Rota) which I thought was very sad.

  11. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says:

    This is real quality film made with assistance of Revolutionary Guard Corps and their secret mascot turtle named “Baseej,” which was instrumental in helping Persian warriors defeat Iraqi Arab dogs in marshes of al-Faw peninsula during Iraqi war of agression against peace-loving Persians in 1980s. Baseej swam in the swamps and snuck up on sleeping lazy Iraqi conscript soldiers and ate them for a yummy breakfast meal.

  12. Nadiush says:

    It was for Gulag-inhabitants only. To boost the torture of their imprisonment. Only a few survived watching the whole movie. Most ran off into a minefield after the first 40 minutes to end the misery.

  13. Classic says:

    This will haunt my dreams forever.

  14. MaTTicA says:

    Somebody owes Edward D. Wood an apology for calling him worst director ever. Apparently they havent seen this directors work yet.

  15. hohoho says:

    :DDDD

  16. fox1562 says:

    can anyone tell me where i can download any russian movies, please…. for rapidshare or megaupload, im a big fan. there are some really good films out…..

    many thanks fox1562

  17. Ex_Russian says:

    LOL – anyone remember MST3K?

    Oh well, must not judge russian “movies” too harshly.

  18. irootsk says:

    FOX – you can find many movies on rapidshare. just need to know the names. The last russian move i have seen was called Bummer.

  19. I just wanted to say thank you for such a great post. I’ll be visiting your blog again and adding you to my reader ! Thank you again :)
    Thanks,
    Denise

  20. Andy jack says:

    Get link rapidshare megaupload hotfile for free

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  22. Tea Dress : says:

    i would love to watch dvd movies all day and all night long.;.

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