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    The Engrish Menu

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    Posted on October 1, 2007 by russia

    menu on strange English in Russian restaraunt 1

    One guy has visited Sochi city recently, this is the city where the Olympic Games 2012 are planned to be held. In one of the restaurants. They have plenty things to eat, like rubber, at least a foreign visitors can think twice if he wants “Min. voter “Akva” in ass.” (It’s just a quote from this menu..)


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    35 Responses to “The Engrish Menu”

    1. Borat says:
      October 1, 2007 at 12:01 pm

      In my country having ice cream in ass is favorite pastime.

      First! High Five!

      Reply
      • TeratoMarty says:
        October 1, 2007 at 12:54 pm

        High five, Borat! We are love from your movie-show! If icecream and voter in ass, blame to France!

        Reply
      • stan says:
        December 28, 2007 at 11:12 am

        i’m crying ^)

        Reply
    2. Jewish Prostitute Sarah Zaluppa says:
      October 1, 2007 at 1:39 pm

      This menu is fake. It was done by CIA to discredit Russia.

      Reply
      • MSC says:
        October 1, 2007 at 1:47 pm

        Nah , they just used translate.ru :) Its an online translator ^^

        Reply
      • John from Kansas says:
        October 2, 2007 at 8:13 pm

        I’m beginning to think it doesn’t matter who own them.

        Reply
    3. renton says:
      October 1, 2007 at 1:41 pm

      Sweetmeat – great !!! Konfeti as I remember is a chocolate (small pieces)

      BTW Pink Floyd band has been once translated in russia as a “camanda pinka flojda” which means “The Band of Pink Floyd” (name and surname of the main … singer)

      Reply
      • Dungeonbrownies says:
        October 1, 2007 at 4:10 pm

        your thinking of truffles or pralines r maybe even shavings, in French and west euro countries, Confette is meat braised in its own fat for hours until it’s preserved (seriously, so salty and fatty it preserves like ham and lasts for months after its done cooking)

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        • Rastaputin says:
          October 2, 2007 at 12:39 am

          Don’t try to write words you obviously don’t know: what you are describing is called “confit”. It’s mostly about fat, not salt, and it lasts for years.

          Reply
    4. wackyruss says:
      October 1, 2007 at 2:49 pm

      Check this crazy menu we encountered in St. Petersburg:

      http://classroom.springisd.org/webs/cpes.campus/upload/russia_-_moscow_-_st._petersburg3_131.jpg

      “Moves entirely with sauce from cancers.”

      Yummmm! Sounds delicious!

      Reply
      • Texas1 says:
        October 1, 2007 at 4:56 pm

        That’s funny.

        Reply
    5. wackyruss says:
      October 1, 2007 at 2:50 pm

      Check out this menu we found in St. Petersburg:

      http://classroom.springisd.org/webs/cpes.campus/upload/russia_-_moscow_-_st._petersburg3_131.jpg

      “Moves entirely with sauce from cancers.”

      Sounds delicious!

      Reply
    6. someone says:
      October 1, 2007 at 2:55 pm

      2014!

      But yeah, everyone knows how smart authors at this blog )

      Reply
      • Texas1 says:
        October 1, 2007 at 4:57 pm

        What is 2014?

        Reply
        • John from Kansas says:
          October 1, 2007 at 5:00 pm

          Olympics.

          Reply
          • kid says:
            October 2, 2007 at 1:25 am

            Wasn’t it 1936?

            Reply
      • Boris Abramov says:
        October 2, 2007 at 3:27 am

        What does that supposed to mean? Elaborate..?

        Reply
    7. Texas1 says:
      October 1, 2007 at 7:14 pm

      Thanks for that translation! :)

      Reply
    8. oka says:
      October 1, 2007 at 9:32 pm

      oh my. these translations are fakes indeed.
      pall=пэл=пел=sang but with funny accent
      mall=мэл=мел=chalk with funny accent too
      for russian ear it would sound like seng chelk

      so… this is just a joke

      Reply
    9. axel says:
      October 2, 2007 at 12:32 am

      The Olympics in Sochi are in 2014 and not 2012.

      Reply
    10. asd says:
      October 2, 2007 at 1:30 am

      Another layer of fun, this time Russian:

      Pic. 1 pos. 16 says “mineral water “Rychal-Su”".

      In Russian:
      Rychal – did growl (рычал)
      Su – am peeing (ссу)

      Reply
    11. Oles says:
      October 2, 2007 at 3:37 am

      I’m already looking forward to hearing the announcements in English during those Olympics!

      Reply
      • kid says:
        October 2, 2007 at 5:36 am

        LOL!!! That should be FUN!!!

        Creators of Borat movie could make another one – Borat : The Olympiks.

        Reply
    12. adios says:
      October 2, 2007 at 5:22 am

      ням-ням

      Reply
      • mariacoza says:
        October 2, 2007 at 8:05 am

        Most of olympics internet site/ticketing/speaks are done by international technical services buyed (indirectly) by sponsors. No Borat inside. :D

        Reply
    13. Megapros says:
      October 2, 2007 at 6:56 pm

      photoshop

      Reply
    14. faulx says:
      October 2, 2007 at 8:20 pm

      “Ass.” here means “assortment”. They tried to say that there are a range of Akva waters. Oh yes, they don’t know English well enough to see that there’s something wrong with their menu. Well, not everyone in the world know English well. It’s surprising, isn’t it?

      If you think it’s funny, try to translate your favorite menu to Russian using an English-Russian dictionary and post here. We’ll laugh together.

      Reply
      • D says:
        October 3, 2007 at 11:31 am

        Is this your menu?

        Reply
        • faulx says:
          October 3, 2007 at 7:58 pm

          This is my language

          Reply
    15. Ugly American says:
      October 4, 2007 at 4:21 am

      I’d like a #47 on Alizée, please.

      Reply
    16. GSR says:
      October 8, 2007 at 5:03 am

      I remember a few years ago at the Sochi Radisson they had a bad translation. There was a dish called ‘Nazi Goering’ that seemed a lot like Nasi Goring….

      Reply
    17. Infidel753 says:
      October 13, 2007 at 12:28 am

      Whenever you take ice cream in ass, be sure to use a Zhevatalinaya rubber.

      Reply
    18. Eugene says:
      October 20, 2010 at 2:53 pm

      That is so funny!

      Reply
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