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    Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero

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    Posted on September 3, 2006 by CJ

    This is a story of Choomuhzeek (Chumazik, means “dirty guy” in Russian), it was a true hit in 2005 across Russian part of Internet. Thousands of pictures appeared with him and populated all the forums, blogs and etc.

    The “Choomuhzeekh” is not the front guy, but a guy on the background.


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    By the way, those guys they are not some kind of homeless people, they are workers of a coal mine, and the front guy is complaining that they don’t receive the salary in time.

    And here goes the photoshoped variety of Choomuhzeekh:

    Chumazik is winning a million.

    Chumazik with some tough hip-hop guys.

    Chumazik’s driver’s license.

    I don’t know who is that.

    Chumazik and Mr. Putin. The dialogue:
    Friend of Chumazik: Vova (short for Vladimir Putin), where is the vodka?
    Mr. Putin: Just a second, pal.

    Chumazik as Uma.

    Chumazik as you know who.

    Chumazik as Russian road patrol policeman.

    Chumazik as Hitler. Heil!

    Dances of Chumazik.

    Crash. Boom. Chumazik.

    Russian Policewomen and Chumazik, the hero.

    He is going to take over the USA in 2024.

    Even Mr. Putin drinks beer, accompanied with Chumazik.

    If there were no election fraud, there might be good chances of such chronicles.

    Corporate Chumaziks.

    Well, where is vodka, Vova?

    He is pretty old.

    Britney loves Chumazik.

    The transcript: “In a mortal combat during WW2 Chumazik hit to death 10 Nazi soldiers”

    Just wait a second. Here he comes.

    Diet Chumazik.

    That was a hero of Russian internet 2005, and there was another hero in 2006, the Medved (“The Bear”). I’ll post him a little bit later.

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    27 Responses to “Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero”

    1. nolan says:
      September 3, 2006 at 3:03 am

      “If there were no election fraud, there might be good chances of such chronicles.”
      Do russian citizens know about latest US elections problems? If so, are mainstream media dealing about it or is it only an internet thing?

      Reply
    2. Yuriy Belonozhkin says:
      September 6, 2006 at 4:23 am

      “Do russian citizens know about latest US elections problems?”

      Yes, we do ;-) mainstream media really dealing about it

      Reply
    3. links for 2006-09-06 « :: storyglot :: says:
      September 6, 2006 at 4:51 pm

      [...] English Russia » Choomuhzeek, the Internet hero Apparently this was a big viral video hit in Russia. (tags: russia viral video) [...]

      Reply
    4. Медвед says:
      September 9, 2006 at 6:59 am

      ПРЕВЕД ЧУМАЗЕГ!

      Reply
    5. Scott says:
      September 10, 2006 at 10:12 am

      The guy in the fourth picture with all the nails in his head is Jack Pinhead from the american movie Hellraiser.

      Reply
    6. Darek from Poland says:
      October 2, 2006 at 12:19 am

      Alt and Anonymous, диержыте nerves !

      I’ve seen the film with чумазик about a year ego. So I see he has an international glory, now. Regards.

      Reply
    7. beeman.nl » Blog Archive » Chumazik says:
      January 15, 2007 at 11:23 am

      [...] Meer Chumazik… [...]

      Reply
    8. Ivan Minic says:
      May 4, 2007 at 4:00 pm

      He became hero even in Serbia :)

      Reply
    9. putinski says:
      July 16, 2007 at 9:48 pm

      Laugh at the drunken dirty guy. Don’t listen to the coal miner’s complaints, don’t think about what he’s saying. Laugh at the dirty guy. Laugh at the dirty guy.

      PRAVDA is alive and well.

      Reply
    10. Lenin says:
      July 25, 2007 at 5:25 pm

      Uma net mashinu pridumat` ili drugogo nanyat` vot i rabotay!

      Reply
    11. Prorok says:
      August 28, 2007 at 2:01 pm

      Vi russkie samaya gnilaya natziya posle arabov, tak chto zakroyte svoy tuhliy rot i prodoljayte spivatsya poka ne peredohnite!
      USA forever!

      Reply
      • Старый чекист says:
        December 3, 2007 at 10:17 am

        Ты бы лучше вафелничек свой закрыл, а то тебе целку порвут и булки на части растащат ))))))))))

        Reply
    12. Don says:
      January 20, 2008 at 11:50 pm

      I didn’t laugh honest.

      Reply
    13. EvgenyNN says:
      April 11, 2008 at 12:26 pm

      Choomuhzeek is alive.

      http://www.webpark.ru/comments.php?id=34488
      He is not drunk, just sick.

      Reply
    14. Marat says:
      November 8, 2008 at 12:19 pm

      TO Prorok How can you say so? Are you God? If you can say such dirty thing about nation? Your action is very base! Ty prosto nizok kak krysa spyatalsya u sebya v komnatke i chtoby udovletvorit sebya nichtozhnogo reshil oskorbit velikuyu nation. Ty hot videl nas? ili zhizn? ty prosto molokosos! Esli dat volyu nashemu narodu on raznes tvou zalkuyu stranu za sutki, tak cho zatktni svou pomoiku. Gomodril ushastyi

      Reply
    15. Rusana says:
      January 7, 2009 at 11:16 am

      funny, but also sad(

      now people send him money from all over Russia…

      Reply
    16. “Got Fairy?” says:
      February 1, 2009 at 12:18 pm

      [...] Choomuhzeek, the drunk Russian photoshopped. Hahahahahaha [...]

      Reply
    17. El_Greco says:
      February 17, 2009 at 6:36 pm

      Remember it was 1990s probably 1996 Yeltsin rule

      Reply
    18. pynipple says:
      March 6, 2009 at 12:02 am

      the pictures are funny, but I (from Minnesota US) agree with the struggle of the working man and that the harder one works, the less he seems to be paid and appreciated … it is much the same here in the US with farmers and labor workers – the people who work the hardest in a corporation usually get paid the least wages … I am sure it’s worse in Russia but the same problem exists in every country — I hope things are better now in 2009 than they were in 1996 for these people

      Reply
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      August 9, 2009 at 3:31 pm

      Codeine….

      Codeine cough syrup. Codeine acetametaphen. Liquid codeine how to make. Codeine. Apap codeine pill. Allergic symptoms signs codeine. 222 with codeine….

      Reply
    20. Tatiana says:
      September 4, 2009 at 5:56 pm

      Our nation is not health and it’s not funny,it’s sad.

      Reply
    21. KT315 says:
      September 14, 2009 at 12:21 pm

      Later, journalists tracked down Chumazik. He – not a drunkard, but the sick man, an invalid. Loss of coordination of movements, from this, he often falls when walking.

      Reply
    22. 南京塑料托盘 says:
      October 7, 2009 at 5:42 am

      随着我国物流业(货架)的快速发展,整个华东地区物流业托盘的发展也正以物流服务塑料托盘提升到较国内其他地区更高的地位而推进。重视具有提升区域物流托盘效率功能的专业化和标准化物流
      塑料托盘基础设施建设,打造整体物仓储笼流服务平台。
      南京海佩货架公司将积极推行物流仓储笼业标准化战略,建立健全仓储物流铁托盘服务标准化体系,加快推进物流
      铁托盘装备设施、信息系统、经营管理、服务提供等的标准化,打造最
      先进的仓储设备交易数码港,争取成为国内物流业标准化建设的典范。

      近年来,我国物流业发展迅速,物流塑料托盘业增加值持续上升,已成为推动国家经济持续发展的重点产业。与此同时,物流仓储笼业面临运输和仓储钢托盘成本高昂、产业形态相互割裂等问题,亟需推行标准化战略,以降低成本,
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      南京海佩货架公司是对物流钢托盘标准化比较重视的公司之一,实施标准化的速度也块。在标准体系研究中注重与很多仓储笼公司进行合作,将重点放在标准的国际通用型上。目前,海佩已经提出了包括物流
      铁托盘模数体系、
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      Reply
    23. Alex says:
      July 6, 2010 at 1:22 pm

      Chumazik has disability!!!!!!!! it is not amazing!!!!!

      Reply
    24. sobot2 says:
      September 15, 2010 at 6:52 am

      i hope economy will grow for life’s improvement

      Reply
    25. Ohh says:
      December 5, 2010 at 2:54 pm

      Chumazik has disability!!!!!!!!
      Wow YOU are laughing about an invalid person !
      Shame on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Reply
    26. ZeN41k says:
      August 1, 2011 at 5:02 am

      Chumazik has disability! YOU are laughing about an invalid person

      Reply

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